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  1. And I got smacked out the lead and George won it because it was RIGGED
  2. Havent liked some of your actions and decisions of the past but have never taken anything personally and still respect and appreciate the time you’ve put in, which has allowed us all to make so many friends and waste thousands of hours making funny shit happen. It’s a courageous decision to fully step down and you have my respect for that. Remember Altis everytime you step in the Audi
  3. Happy Father's day to my favouritest old gaming man.

    Commiserations to your kids.

    1. GREENY


      cheers big man i got a lovely present of the wife and kids Samsung smart watch to track my running and activities like how many beers i have haha


  4. U missing me yet haha 


    1. Tuna


      You're such a fucking clown Greeny 😂🤣

    2. LastNickLeft
  5. Report a player Your In-game Name: Tuna Triton Name of the player(s) you are reporting: PC Boab Which server did the incident take place on: Altis Life Date of the incident: 11/05/2021 Time of the incident (GMT) 24hr Format: 19 What best describes this incident ?: A(1.5) Combat logging Please (in detail) describe the incident: During a gunfight yesterday next to Glass Trader Boab was killed by Kai and proceeded to immediately Alt-F4 off the server. I noticed that following a discussion in our patrol channel that he then joined the JFS channel. I did not see if he spoke to any staff as I was busy, but he then left the teamspeak server before I could contact him by the time the situation was over and I had time to do so. I spoke to Stavik who advised me to contact him if possible. I proceeded to message him later on when I noticed he was back however he did not respond and left TS shortly after. As most of you will know I have had a recent situation with Boab that led me here already and I find myself back here again. I have not played too much since that report however in only a handful of the situations I have had with the police I have found Boab breaking another rule and I was informed by others that he hasn't been particularly sensible since his last warning. That has led me to file another report on him today as it is clear to me that he has no regard for the server rules. He was on the server for maybe a total of 7/8 minutes which was almost exclusively the duration of the gunfight and then Alt-F4'd when he died. This doesn't spell any kind of roleplay to me and so I do not feel we are losing someone who can provide quality roleplay at a time when the server needs it. If there is a good reason for this I would love to know (hence why I tried to resolve it first anyway) however with the length of his time connected to the server and the convenient timing after his death I doubt this is the case. Good day. Link to any evidence (Youtube/Screenshot): This report is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!: Yes You tried to resolve the situation with the player(s) before reporting: Yes This is not a revenge report (Abuse will lead to forum/community bans): Yes
  6. Where did all this come from??


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    2. Simon Ross

      Simon Ross

      I was really good at writing complete nonsense a few years back!

    3. Tuna


      @NormanI already did the calculations comparing mine to his so I've come to realise I'd rather have mine

    4. Simon Ross

      Simon Ross

      i quite like the number 63 anyway...

  7. Can't believe I stick you in tower and still don't get recognition. Greeny gets himselves in situations because he can't drive and I always have to bail him out!
  8. Cannot wait for this



    1. Jesse


      Yeah I heard of it recently and got me stoked!

  9. Has to sell his barn to me to pay the rent on everything else now.. Major Carwow nostalgia in this video though
  10. No, that's actually not what I said at all - I've clearly said you broke rule A2.1 for combat logging; I used A7.1.1 to give another example of why logging out isn't okay as it affects the course of roleplay - I listed this to provide a comparison of something else so you couldn't try and slither out of it. Evidently, you have tried anyway. You had already aborted to lobby before all of this started as we heard you in Kavala and some of us headed to your house to rob it as we have been waiting weeks for a good opportunity, you aborted to lobby unknowingly and we waited - you weren't breaking any rules at this point but it was a bit annoying. No rule broken (as you say, we can't expect you to be on forever). Later on however we have made our intentions abundantly clear - you can assume all you like that we were finished but we were not. A simple message would've confirmed this and you could've waited the 15 minutes of your NLR and come back to fight/defend or whatever, and logged out afterwards. When Ralph messaged you you could've said "oh sorry, I'll come back on so you can rob it" but instead you decided to save the stockpile in your house. It IS your problem that we wanted to break in again - the RP doesn't end just because YOU die; from an NLR perspective you've just woken up so why would you instantly go back to sleep to sleep again? We're still waiting. If we could raid your house while offline of course it wouldn't be your problem as you have said - but you completely prevented us from logging out as with scripts we cannot do it. It is for this reason cops need to be sure before logging out during an HM; if we are in the vault we are instantly denied access. Is this stated as an example in rule A2.1? No, because its evidently common sense (C1.7) not to log out while 2-6 people are standing around your house. If that was allowed then all of Poseidon Enforcer+ would log out everytime we find you in our lands because we know you're going to hit our housing compound - which you did in retaliation immediately after the restart (or your friends at least, I don't know I wasn't there). Breach of NLR and retaliation or coincidence? I guess we'll never know; speculation means nothing. I mean.. no? If no one has broken into your house its not active, so of course you can log out. But we were literally all stood around your house with a truck waiting and a vehicle blackfish ready to fly out afterwards, and with men alive at the point you log out; we broke into your house and that was our plan - we had to stop temporarily but does that mean you can log out? What a daft thing to say! If someone stops you breaking into the door of someone's Poseidon house by shooting at you that person cannot then immediately log out because you're no longer robbing it. You'd be sure to have a thing or two to say. It's like leaving a house door open. If I'd asked you to liaison you'd say you'd done absolutely nothing, or not have come, or done anything else. Your attitude evidently shows no feeling of wrongdoing or whatever so I won't go round in circles with you then, or now. It was to you - not the people still alive. I can repeat myself over and over again about how that isn't how roleplay works. If you Alt+F4 falling off a tower but no one is around it's still an A2.1 - what you did affected 6 of us more than anyone Alt+F4ing to prevent a crash/fall/whatever. Message first, log out second. Ah. So you admit some wrongdoing here? So did you break rules, or not? You've said someone did something slightly wrong here, who? It's also not an accident - which something "slightly wrong" would indicate - it was a deliberate act by both you and Boab who were offered opportunities to take back your actions and you continued down your path regardless. Also - as you can see by doing a quick search of the forums - I have reported 1 person. 1. In 5 years. I don't report for silly things, in fact I barely report at all. I didn't even record for about 3 years - as I had no intention of reporting someone or being reported so I had no need. When I came back in December it was one of your friends who pulled some dodgy shit on me that led to me recording again in the first place - I haven't reported anything else you/your friends have done but there are rules for a reason and you've broken one too many. Don't dig at me for reporting someone for breaking rules - you've reported 12 people. I won't be responding further unless indicated by staff as I believe I have addressed everything I need to.
  11. Report a player Your In-game Name: Tuna Triton Name of the player(s) you are reporting: Macklemore, Adam Which server did the incident take place on: Altis Life Date of the incident: 04/29/21 Time of the incident (GMT) 24hr Format: 1935 What best describes this incident ?: A1.5; Combat Logging, A2.1; Roleplay everything Please (in detail) describe the incident: As Poseidon we decided to raid the houses known to belong to the 223 gang, who have robbed the Poseidon housing complex on numerous occasions, thus having a lot of our equipment which we would like back. In the clip, you can see the initial conversation between Ralph and Maxim, which results in initiation (which had already been made upon glorious (foxy) before this point). A gunfight opens up when Ralph gets shot, which results in Maxim (Macklemore) dying along with most other people by the end of the video. Macklemore bleeds out, and then immediately aborts to lobby and logs out so we cannot resume raiding his house. Maxim was contacted about this by Ralph, to which he said "dont be silly" when Ralph asked for an explanation for his combat log. Ralph will post the screenshots of their conversation below. This is almost an identical situation to rule 7.1.1: logging out to prevent robbery of the Treasury/Continental for police; he is logging out so we can no longer raid his house, thus saving his gear as a combat log through rule A1.5. You could ~sort of~ excuse this if they believed they had won the gunfight, but as they lost this is completely inexcusable, particularly as there are 2 Poseidon members still alive who are about to start breaking down the door to his house again. I shadowplay the last 5 minutes when Macklemore logs out, to have a record of his combat log. This is the divide between clips 1 and 2 Between the start of the next video (as shadowplay processes it) Adam (Boab) said "Just not fun to play against", as he continues on from 4:30 (clip 1) talking about how Greeny is roaching and that its boring. Throughout the rest of video 2 you can hear Boab repeatedly talk about "playing games". When I ask him what he means by "play" he tells me to "shut the fuck up you fucking weirdo". In this I am trying to bring it back to roleplay, as its obviously a pretty silly thing to be saying. Instead he just instantly dismisses me and shows a clear disregard for the rules rather than taking the opportunity to think about what he is saying and change it sharp. He then says whilst Greeny is reviving me "It hasnt even been 5 minutes, my timer is still running, it hasnt even been 3 minutes". This is in clear reference to the combat reviving rule, which is not the issue presented in this report and I will spend time discussing it. The fact is that that issues should always be brought up AFTER the situation, rather than in game to prevent the flow of roleplay. Instead he is basically just quoting rules in roleplay without actually saying the words. Throughout, Boab walks right on the border of breaking RP and frankly I've had enough. This is the first time I've caught it after a very long string of incidents and I am bringing it to your attention as he has had far too many chances from me. Server population low or not - you don't get to just break the rules. Link to any evidence (Youtube/Screenshot): https://youtu.be/nxVXw9rAj0A - I apologise about the eating here, but the lemon chicken was really damn good, and I'd been waiting 5 minutes with it sat on my lap already! https://youtu.be/cdV7Ohp17bQ - The editing is as this is another near 5 minute clip and the situation is over so I cut the remainder out. This report is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!: Yes You tried to resolve the situation with the player(s) before reporting: Yes This is not a revenge report (Abuse will lead to forum/community bans): Yes
  12. Tuna

    6 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    I did not post a "jab" like that I posted this:


    Is this not literally a jab saying that polls will not save the server? A sarcastic comment, about how it is pointless? That's how it certainly comes across. Seems like a jab to me.

    8 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    You are acting with this poll upon a personal opinion, Was there a need for a poll ?

    Yep. As I said, you are perfectly entitled to have your own opinion, as I have mine. Was there a need for a poll? No, but it helps us as a community to see where the player mindset is (of those who use the forums). If you feel the options are coming out of my personal opinion, feel free to PM as I said and I can add some more options. That said, a poll is sort of opinion-based so I'm not really sure what your point is here.

    11 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    I could of told you the outcome before you posted it... split between people who have moved on and between people who cant let go while 225 players were on GTA RP with 100 in the queue not bothered about a poll.

    Only look at the last general election and what everyone thought would happen. It didn't. You don't know what someone thinks until they say it. You can guess, but you can't know. It might be split - cool! So what? It's just a harmless poll, with no consequences as you have said yourself. So let us vote, and don't shit on it. People who can't let go? Some people, maybe. I can let go, I've played FiveM this last week and I look to continue doing so, despite saying just a few weeks ago I would never do it. I can swallow my pride, I can change my opinion. I'm having fun, and I'm okay with the fact Altis will one day close. I don't think that day needs to be now - that doesn't mean I can't let go but it means I don't want to just yet.

    20 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    I haven't once said I am not management... but I am not the big leader you all seem to think I am! I have as much power as any other management member, If you are demoralised by my personal opinion then I would hate to live a day in the life of you matey! 

    When I said  "You can say all you like that YOU are not the management of this server, " I meant that you specifically are not THE management of the server, as in sole responsibility. Which is exactly what you said yourself. I am agreeing with you. I am literally repeating what you have said. My point is; the perception is you have a bigger say, and as I said, nothing you say will change that, and as I said, give up trying. I am not demoralised in life by you - your opinion does not mean that much to me - but anything negative can be demoralising. Devs get demoralised when people give them a bunch of shit - would you hate to live a life in the day of them? They keep the server going, maybe they should give up - or should they just not give a shit what people say? What an odd thing to say; confused as to what you mean there. I must be such an idiot for having spent 5 years of my life here, enjoying my time here and making friends along the way. How dare I be demoralised and a little sad this might be coming to an end for me. I am pathetic.

    27 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    Calm yourself down! Go play the server... you are preaching here to a group of already converted people, More numbers on the server will make it more appealing for players looking for a server to join.

    If we were having this discussion a few years ago I probably would need to calm down. I'm perfectly calm! I have played the server today, I played on Altis while I sat in the queue for FiveM, after failing to get in from position 90 at 8pm I was down to about 60 at 10:20. Cool! I did some cooking today, got a bunch of lectures and revision done, and came on at 8pm to relax, and chill. I did all of that, playing on Altis, sat in the queue, preaching to all these converted people. Did an air test, and helped with a lobos test. It's been a good day today actually!
    As I hope you would be able to see; there is not only FiveM players here - enough people have come out today to say they are not done, thus they are not converted. Altis developers are not converted - else they would not continue working as they are. YOU may be converted, and you're right that a lot of people are! But not everyone. And everyone is allowed to voice their own opinion, yes? People logged on today where they could to show that they would like to play the server amidst this debate. But there is only so much that people logging on can do - if there is still a lack of activities rebels (something which I know is being worked on, and is no reflection on the dev team as it has been an issue for 2-3 years now) people would be left standing AFK and breaking server rules! This is not a simple problem, with a simple fix. Telling people to log on to make others play is like printing more money because we're in debt. Maybe there is no fix - but that's what this thread is for. For people to say why they are/aren't done.

    35 minutes ago, Wilco said:

    I wouldn't expect big new features or development like GTA RP (Lets be realistic) and if numbers do drop then I am sure it will be on the management table for a vote of what to do.... that's what we act upon not polls!

    No one is expecting that. The Altis dev team does not compare to the GTA dev team in numbers; no one is expecting that - not anymore. Thank you for pointing that out though! As I said, in my first response:

    1 hour ago, Tuna said:

    I would like to say, I am not in any way trying to organise anything, to say that this is the end for Altis, and therefore that you will shut down the server based on the poll results. But you yourself have said the community meetings are done, and that is okay. But the community has things to say

    It is of course a management decision to change the server! No one is saying anything different, I can't believe that is what you have taken out of this. This was a thread for people to voice their opinions and ideas - not a thread to beg management not to close the server, or to demand anything. No one expects you to act on a poll, but wouldn't you rather have more information to act on than less? Unfortunately as I am writing this I find out you have locked this thread - allowing no one to have their opinion. You said you were done voicing your opinion, and apparently so is everyone else - purely because you are? This thread was nowhere near as toxic, or argumentative as so many other threads have been - but it has been locked for some reason that you haven't addressed; just because you've had your say. After saying you were done, you wouldn't post anymore, you continue to argue and lock threads because, presumably (I don't know, as I can't ask you) because you don't want to hear it? Fine. You shouldn't have commented at all - and then you wouldn't respond, or feel that it directly involved you. You said a few months ago that people would no longer be banned for stating their opinions, and that you welcomed them - I hope this is still true. RPUK is a community I have made great friends on, and I hope that continues - on Arma or FiveM; I don't care. It's this community I'm here for now - not the game it plays on.

    Have you calmed down? Played the server at all today? I have, much better for it too, spoken to the friends I've made here who play both games. 

    I'm glad to see you have taken precisely nothing from anything that has been written today, and that you are seemingly still up for running this as a dictatorship - despite saying this is a democracy. If the thread means nothing to you, and won't affect your actions - leave it open so we can actually all discuss it for the people that want to. Don't want to see it? Don't look at it. Don't want to get tagged/involved? Don't get involved in the first place.

    I bid you all a good night, and I look forward to hopefully playing on FiveM tomorrow, provided I beat the queue! Maybe I'll hop on Arma before/after/during. Who know's, maybe a bum on the seat will do the talking.

    Nothing personal to absolutely anybody here - but I would at least like to have my opinion in my own thread, which isn't hurting anyone - even if it's just for the sake of hearing my own voice

    1. ReiSSs


      no point arguing @Tuna @Wilcois always right 

    2. The Bearish Crusader

      The Bearish Crusader

      Like Reiss said, he is prob gonna lock this post for comments or hide it

    3. Wilco


      TLDR, Too much chitter chatter going on

      Simply play the server or lose it

      That requires no more topics no more status updates 

  13. @Wilco I would like to say, I am not in any way trying to organise anything, to say that this is the end for Altis, and therefore that you will shut down the server based on the poll results. But you yourself have said the community meetings are done, and that is okay. But the community has things to say and the forums are a 24/7 platform that allows people to have their say without being shouted over. You can say all you like that YOU are not the management of this server, but there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that perception. For years now you have been the public Management authority posting, organising, and responding to things like this, and being the most publicly involved in the day-to-day running of the server (excluding Aiden, but I am talking of the 'traditional' management who has been in place since the server started). You will forever and always be viewed as Zeus sat on Olympus, give up trying to say the contrary because it won't change, no matter what you like. Therefore - for you to say that "I have uninstalled the game" "arma is dead to me" and "roleplay no longer exists" (I am paraphrasing, not directly quoting here) is incredibly demoralising to the rest of the community who arma is NOT dead to. You are of course entitled to your own opinion that does not represent management and the position of the server but you have to understand that the authority you still command is immense and anything you say will be treated as gospel. That might be untrue, but that's the way it always has been and always will be. Your comments are incredibly incredibly negative, and that is fine - you yourself have said that being 'brutally honest' is your way and I love a straight-talker. But then mixing in jabs, and just generally shitting on something doesn't help. You've ploughed hours into Arma, this community, and we are grateful for all that but it doesn't mean you can say "I've done all this and it's dead now" and throw it back in our faces. You've said yourself that you're done with it, but you continue to post more jabs in threads and try to shut people down when we try and protect something that we have loved for years and would like to continue loving for some time now in the future. If you're "Not going to make another Arma post/response like stated" Then please stop posting jabs like "yeh polls will save the server" and some such. Yours sincerely, Someone who still knows Arma has roleplay, quality roleplay, to be had.
  14. @FiveM players, please take the time to vote on this poll in regards to the Altis Life server. You may never have played it before and it is irrelevant to you; that is a poll option, but we would like your opinion! This is a big deal for this community that has been around for 7 years.

    Please have your say; the more people that vote the better. Spread this around to your friends if you see it. A quick tick is all that is needed, and it really matters to us.


    1. khalifa


      grabbing my popcorn

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