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A math joke

Why did the obtuse triangle go on the beach?


It was more than 90 degrees.

 
this isnt a math joke but eh it sounds good

what did the sandwich tell the doorman

LETTUCE in 

sorry

 
If you answer this correctly, i will give you 10 million in-game. 

So, let's begin:

What has 4 legs at day, 2 legs at night, smells like pepe, is very corrupt, has a lot of CASHIERI and loves gambling?

 
If you answer this correctly, i will give you 10 million in-game. 

So, let's begin:

What has 4 legs at day, 2 legs at night, smells like pepe, is very corrupt, has a lot of CASHIERI and loves gambling?
Nikos

 
I have no idea why I laughed at this just shows how messed up my sense of humour is huh xD

 i will give you 10 million in-game. 
Somethin telling me u ain't giving nobody 10 mil bruv

 
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If you answer this correctly, i will give you 10 million in-game. 

So, let's begin:

What has 4 legs at day, 2 legs at night, smells like pepe, is very corrupt, has a lot of CASHIERI and loves gambling?
Look im guessing because of the gambling part and pepe humans homo sapiens babies somethinf like that

 
I told a math joke to helium once

He didnt react

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All the maths functions went to sine's birthday party. Tan noticed that e^x was sitting alone in the corner, sad and depressed. So Tan asked e^x if joining in with the party would make him feel better, and e^x said "I tried to integrate, but it made no difference".

 
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