RTU Application - Fabrizio Rizzo Rodrigues Hernandez

So well whenever people apply for the RTU they show the craziest crash or parking they ever made.

I like to do things my way, so therefore this is my application for the RTU.

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HOLY MOTHER OF ROBAN!

Is you application accepted?

Please let me know.

Former Road Traffic Unit Officer

Senior Police Constable Roban

Badgenumber RT873

10/10 would immediately put you to SGT

You didn't crash and blow up on the landing. Clearly not doing it right enough to be RTU!

I recon RTU will be holding you back, I believe NASA or SpaceX need new astronaut. 

If it was for I would proclaim you CRTU if that was even a thing. 10/10 driving skills! Very nice!

Roban said:

HOLY MOTHER OF ROBAN!

Is you application accepted?

Please let me know.

Former Road Traffic Unit Officer

Senior Police Constable Roban

Badgenumber RT873

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Sadly, i'm just a Prob PC. which means i can not join them yet, but one day! it will.

Voltz said:

10/10 would immediately put you to SGT

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Sounds perfect to me, now you just need to convince the police command

Gurlanin said:

You didn't crash and blow up on the landing. Clearly not doing it right enough to be RTU!

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I'm sorry, i did not read that it was wrong to land on the wheels and be able to hunt criminals down afterwards, for future reference i will make sure to hit a civilian, and run away from my exploding car.

MrLongSlong said:

I recon RTU will be holding you back, I believe NASA or SpaceX need new astronaut. 

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I did think about NASA, but the issue is, i'm afraid of space.

SGT Paulo Serafim said:

If it was for I would proclaim you CRTU if that was even a thing. 10/10 driving skills! Very nice!

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I agree we should get a new rank, would you request it to the police command, and let me know if they take me into consideration? ;D

Yeah I have to agree with @Gurlanin, us RTU members tend to do everything wrong rather than right. 

Jordy said:

Yeah I have to agree with @Gurlanin, us RTU members tend to do everything wrong rather than right. 

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Well i do prefer to call the RTU the Really Trash Unit. 

As the Amount of crashes they make compared to other units are significantly higher (i think)

PC Lunar Beats said:

Well i do prefer to call the RTU the Really Trash Unit. 

 As the Amount of crashes they make compared to other units are significantly higher (i think)

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Statistically speaking that is not the case.

Anyway, @Fabrizio R R H feel free to apply for RTU when able and we'll see what can be arranged.

SI sciencefreak, chief RTU recruiter

Daym that’s impressive