*Wanted* INS Wayfarer *Wanted*

well this isn't hard.... Just collect his smouldering body from wherever he chooses to crash his taru next.

So ... you pay 5 M for 1 cop mhm i see how it is

heyyy @Wayfarer.... wanna come with me quickly to this nice man with the gun

"Hey @Wayfarer does this rag smell funny to you?" Holds out a rag smelling of chemicals

Way you remember that time you slept with my wife..... Yeah Idk I'm totally over that, why don't you come on a patrol some day, just you and me....

kind of worrying how the most eager people to capture me are fellow police officers.

Wayfarer, stay in the air

FInally perspective! Go get him 

ThomasW said:

Wayfarer, stay in the air

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Easier said than done for him.

Wayfarer said:

kind of worrying how the most eager people to capture me are fellow police officers.

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Nah man just offering you to come on a boat patrol, there is a beautiful island perfect for hosta.... patrolling 

Why don't you come check our Weapon Factory? We have built a nice dining area for you and your wife! Or by yourself  You might be safe with us and wait a little untill the Bounty Collector comes to collect a piece of you  

Wayfarer i would like to invite you to a very nice resort on an abandoned island its very secluded and its definetly a place to rest your arms,and legs from all the fliing youve been doing lately, its a great place to relax toes,and fingers or lose them... i mean what. Great sandy beaches where we offer being buried up to the neck when the tide comes. Contact us yours sincerely Nuclear Atlas torture... Ahem vacation agency.

Good luck @Wayfarer

Wayfarer said:

kind of worrying how the most eager people to capture me are fellow police officers.

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SHHHHH your not meant to know

Don't worry @Wayfarer the police will keep you safe  

For your own protection, @Wayfarer, I think you need to stick with @Sonder and me for a few patrols. We'll stick you in a boat or SDV somewhere nice and safe, where no-one will ever find you ...

Nick Carraway said:

Easier said than done for him.

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very true hahaha 

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