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Voltz

The Police Recruitment is a Joke

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CI Creebles

Then don't.
I'll make sure to add a note stating your preference of not wanting to work for us for future reference.

 

Kind Regards,
CI Creebles [4808]
Senior Police Recruitment Team
 

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Voltz
2 minutes ago, CI Creebles said:

Then don't.
I'll make sure to add a note stating your preference of not wanting to work for us for future reference.

 

Kind Regards,
CI Creebles [4808]
Senior Police Recruitment Team
 

As far as I see, it starts with capital letters, then it moves on to more serious matters such as pouring the milk into a mug before adding the tea. And heaven forbid leading onto much more serious matters such as "Sock, shoe, sock then shoe" or even worse... putting toilet paper where the paper is facing away. This is a very serious matter

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A Willy

requesting for this serious matter to be moved to bug reports.

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Roberts

Requesting the police force to be liquidated, having capitals in things is a must!

 

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Mike Polo

The moment you realize that the NHS is better because we have spell check 🙂

 

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CST Louie Austino
2 hours ago, Voltz said:

As far as I see, it starts with capital letters, then it moves on to more serious matters such as pouring the milk into a mug before adding the tea

 

Man WHY HAVENT WE MET!!!!! You speak my Language!

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Ben
2 hours ago, CI Creebles said:

Then don't.
I'll make sure to add a note stating your preference of not wanting to work for us for future reference.

 

Kind Regards,
CI Creebles [4808]
Senior Police Recruitment Team
 

You must be a blast at party's. 

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A Willy
Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Ben said:

party's.

parties

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oh of course its an altis police force member.

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Ben
5 minutes ago, A Willy said:

parties

You should go too, seem like the dynamic duo of fun right there

 

 

also

 

 

not in police btw

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Snowbionekenobi
4 hours ago, CI Creebles said:

Then don't.
I'll make sure to add a note stating your preference of not wanting to work for us for future reference.

 

Kind Regards,
CI Creebles [4808]
Senior Police Recruitment Team
 

Feel's bad man! The only Cop to not get the Joke 🤣

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ThomasW

I mean @CI Creebles is doing his job. Clearly he is looking for some form of attention and that is what he is getting

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Dr Hannibal

When you realise Poseidon have spell check too, must mean they make more money!

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The_Real_ScaR

Would be far better if it read "I can confirm I have a working microphone"

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