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Poseidon Quarterly News Beat.

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The Poseidon Quarterly News Beat

 

 

My associates, it has been a long time since the last news beat (Just over one quarter) and a lot has happened in that time, so I thought I would create a summary of some events worth mentioning within our time here on the island. We've made ourselves welcome here for six months now, and here's to another six.

 

 

A new chapter has begun…

Shortly after our last news beat, a new brother was blooded into the Poseidon family. In his time as capo Raptor Poseidon, originally of the Atlas family has shown he has what it take to push Poseidon in the right direction. His replacement for the Baron spot has been taken up by Wiisy. 
A second brother was blooded after the fall of our beloved Valen Poseidon. Qrow Orion rose to take his place along side Raptor and DJHolyChirst Poseidon. A replacement Baron has yet to be nominated. 

 

Yes Please

Upon intelligence that a local hobo was hoarding some high caliber guns in a house located somewhere near Pyrgos, a Cartel patrol was dispatched to reveal the contents of the house. After gaining access the Cartel found several guns which we hope will be put to good use.

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Poseidon Earthquake Relief

On the 11th September a devastating earthquake hit Altis. Showing our kind side the Cartel set up a Relief fund in Kavala, complete with money bags ‘acquired’ from the RBA, food, water and fuel. The relief effort was a great success involving people from across Altis. The APD even showed they too, have a heart and came to help out with our relief efforts. A number of Police officers were seen leaving with their own relief packages. 

 

With thanks to the APD

As part of our plan to help the spread the valuable drugs across altis we have enlisted a number of officers over the last six months. A number of these officers have arisen to the upper echelons of silver command within the APD and include members of specialist units such as the National Crime Agency. 
These police officers have discovered that in fact, crime really does pay. 

 

Operation Sympathy for the Wanted
 

Back in late september, operation sympathy for the wanted was a huge success. Poseidon claimed compensation for the deep stress that SI Ali Barber - Director of Operations for NCA has caused to 4 members of Poseidon. George Harris Triton, Simen Atlas, DJ Triton and Joshua Triton (They still cant get his name right) all needed funds to see a specialist in Pyrgos hospital. As such we decided it was in the best interest that we took some gold from the HM. Obtaining numerous trucks full from the compound over an number of attacks Poseidon has managed to acquire over £400 million in gold. We much appreciate the Altis Police force facilitating our gold delivery with such ease.

 

Operation Trident 

More recently with the success of operation trident, a retaliation for Poseidon members who have been imprisoned unjustly, over 7 officers were forced to fight to the death in several rounds of "Zuber in the middle". It was shown that a number of officers without hesitation were happy to gun down their colleagues in cold blood if it meant survival. 
Honorable mention to a SGT Hammah who gave his life, despite getting to the zuber first, so that his colleague might live to entertain us further. Entertain us he did, as after a moments hesitation he executed the armed response officer. 
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The rise and fall

Like a breath, rebel groups have arisen to greatness and then fallen into despair. A number of groups that previously caused issues with Poseidon have been laid to rest. While the fighting with these smaller factions intensifies, a number of militia's have rallied to Poseidon paying their way into our good graces. 

 

Requiem for a drug filled dream

Our drug fields are being hit multiple times a day by the APD as of late and while the majority of the time we are beating them back we have had our fields burnt, our dealer arrested and our processor ransacked on more than one occasion. We will succeed in this war of attrition, there can not possibly be an endless tide of cloned officers being produced from a eugenics facility off the coast for frontline policing...

 

NASA

Recently a rocket was launched from our small island of Altis, destined for the stars. Astronaut @Nalurah required money to construct a new rocket after her previous rocket was impounded. The Poseidon Cartel, ever known for it's generosity of course provided Nalurah with the funds to produce this rocket. Qrow and Raptor Poseidon immediately rallied the cartel, with the help of George Triton and Wiisy Atlas a withdrawal of funds was made from the Royal Bank of Altis International Reserve. 
Thanks again to the Altis Police for being so accommodating. Worry not the government of Altis, we paid the cleaners well with your money to remove those gooey red stains from the reserve floor. 
 


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MrLongSlong

this is class

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RockyFx
Just now, MrLongSlong said:

this is class

What I was thinking, it was a good read 

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ThomasW

Altis Police Service, Not APD

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Slawek Orion
33 minutes ago, ThomasW said:

Altis Police Service, Not APD

Hm, maybe he is doing it on purpose, hm.

 

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Jessi bondurant

This is great.

41 minutes ago, ThomasW said:

Altis Police Service, Not APD

APD sounds better haha APS? ahh naahh 

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ThomasW
3 hours ago, Slawek Orion said:

Hm, maybe he is doing it on purpose, hm.

 

Very true, anything that comes out of yer mouths usually is shit 😉

 

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DjHolyChirst
12 hours ago, ThomasW said:

Very true, anything that comes out of yer mouths usually is shit 😉

 

Did not know the police came out his mouth?

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SI Ali Barber
On 27/01/2019 at 16:54, Qrow said:

SI Ali Barber - Director of Operations

Get it right, Director General now mate

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Simen
32 minutes ago, SI Ali Barber said:

Get it right, Director General now mate

Still a dumb rank.

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