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Haywire

£200,000,000 RP Giveaway!

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Haywire

£200,000,000 Giveaway

Greetings ladies and gentlefolk, my name is Haywire and I have a pile of cash which I don't need. The money is (mostly) lawful, coming from various legal operations including salt import/exports, rat kebab production and force-feeding, and wildlife extermination. I will be distributing this money to the masses; each individual can earn up to £15,000,000.  My personal favourite will win £45,000,000.

 

How to enter

I have been knocking about since the early days and I have seen many gangs and players come and go, but I have always admired the ones which valued their roleplay and how it affected others. As such, I would like to give my money to people who put RP first. As that's probably you, read on!

To enter the giveaway, upload a video of yourself in any RP situation by filling out the form at the bottom of this post. You will earn points depending on the content of the video (see below) and each point is worth £1,000,000! The money will be awarded on a first come first serve basis, and you will be guaranteed to get money providing you meet the criteria and there is still cash in the pot.

Earn Points

  • 1 point = £1,000,000
  • Creative/Original RP: 1-15 points
  • Perform a song/poem/speech to an audience: 2-3 points
  • Persuade a random citizen to perform to you: 1-5 points
  • Get out of an arrest/ticket/robbery without the aid of a firearm: 2-5 points
  • Successfully sell a rat kebab for £5,000+ (trust me it's hard): 1-3 points
  • Persuade a medic that they're the patient and you're the doctor: 2-5 points
  • Defuse a violent situation: 1-5 points

Remember: The above is just a guideline to give some ideas! Upload any funny/entertaining RP and you'll probably win money!

Rules

  • You can enter up to 3 times, but can't win more than 15 million.
  • Groups can enter, but only one person can claim the money.
  • No cheating! Be fair, otherwise, I'll find out and whip you.
  • 'RP' in this case refers to the power of speech. Generally, 'more tongue less gun' will get you more money

Additional Notes

  • If this has low-interest / not many entrances, I will divide the money between those who have entered. For example, if only two people enter they will each get £100,000,000. This will be at my discretion.
  • Recordings will need to be from April 2019 onwards else they may not be considered.

Entrance form:

In Game Name:

Group (optional):

Video (URL):

 

The giveaway will start on Sunday 07/04/2019 to give people time to prepare. It will then run until I am out of money (or if it's a complete shambles). Submissions before that will be ignored. Money will be awarded at my total discretion. Feel free to ask questions below 🙂

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Cowboy Chip

Sounds like fun  😉

And very generous of you.

My compliments

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Bowen Orion

In Game Name: Bowen

Group (optional):

Video (URL):

 

The most recent police/NHS Team building exercise 🙂

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Aethon
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Bob Wilkinson
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The giveaway will start on Sunday 07/04/2019...Submissions before that will be ignored.

 

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Haywire

Starts Sunday GMT, submit them again after that time @Aethon and @Bowen

This is so that other people have a chance to create/find a vid

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Cowboy Chip
13 hours ago, Haywire said:

The giveaway will start on Sunday 07/04/2019

 

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ShadowDirector

In Game Name: Faheem Tritton

Group (optional): N/A

Video (URL): 

Here is my attempt on defusing a violent situation...

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Aethon
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I'm not I'm desperate need of moola, but my buddies would certainly appreciate it 😛

(apologies for the terrible quality, it's set for recording RDM in kavala rather than for uploading to youtube)

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Haywire

Alright folks, I've been away today but any entrees are now valid. I've had a few by DM which is fine but posting here is appreciated 😉

 

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Bowen Orion

In Game Name: Bowen

Group (optional):

Video (URL):

 

The most recent police/NHS Team building exercise 🙂

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Charles Vane

In Game Name: Charles Vane

Group: The Plebs

Video: 

p.s greatest PCSO of all time 😛

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Haywire

It's just dawned on me that I'm going to have to watch quite a lot of footage! I might get a friend to help judge, else I'll do it on the weekend. For now, here's the list of entries so far in chronological order (mostly so I can remember)

Earlier
Aethon
Bowen
Faheem Tritton
BrandonPigeon
Bob Wilkinson
Charles Vane
Lil Jeep
Jamie Catnip
Later

 

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durrrr

does it have to been new video or i can use some from archive ? 😅

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Bowen Orion

In Game Name: Bowen (again...)

Group (optional):

Video (URL):  So, we in the NHS decided that we needed to program a robot so that we could help people more efficiently.... To varying success 😛

 

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Rekkemmo

In Game Name: Pvt Prince Blueblood

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Haywire

The results are in!

£45,000,000 Winner

 

Name: @Jamie Catnip
Reward: £45,000,000
Notes: That was some bloody excellent RP from everyone involved. Some serious creativity and originality there, and it's a film I want to see! It's a shame this was recorded last year because those cops deserve something as well. I would like to offer 5 million each to Dean Molay and P Burns, let me know if you're still around and contact me for it! @Jack Rippoff, @Eemil , and @Zhersi, please let me know if you're happy with me giving all this money to Jamie, otherwise, I can give you your cuts individually. 

Winners

Name: Toma (Please contact him if you know him and direct him here)
Reward: 7 million
Notes: Successfully survived communism, well done! 
Sorry Aethon if this video was for the comrades rather than the prisoner, but it was the prisoner who met the criteria!

Name: @Bowen
Reward: 1 million
Notes: Maybe those angry hobos raging in 
sidechat have a point...

Name: @Brandon Pigeon
Reward: 2 million
Notes: I applaud your efforts but unfortunately your end wasn't very glamorous! 10/10 on effort, in the future I would recommend offering them free kebabs or showing them how to make fire!

Name: @Charles Vane
Reward: 8 million
Notes: Quality, added an extra million which you should definitely give to your detainee if you see him again for his absolute dedication. (Or just keep it for yourself.)

Name: @LiL Jeep
Reward: 5 million
Notes: Old vid, I remember when it came out but pure gold nonetheless.

Name: Pvt Prince Blueblood @Rekkemmo
Reward: 8 million
Notes: "Why's my doggy being so antisocial?" loved it

Name: @Bob Wilkinson
Reward: 2 million
Notes: Bit of trouble getting that EOD Vest Bob?

Name: Faheem Tritton @ShadowDirector
Reward: 1 million
Notes: I also remember when this one came out. The guy clearly considered that to be enough initiation!

Name: @Bowen
Reward: 1 million
Notes: I didn't think the NHS had the funding for this sort of tech. Very good, though Naylor was the centerpiece of this RP so he's welcome to 2 million if he desires (though I'm pretty certain he's a rich bastard).

Name: @Kempi Anderson
Reward: 4 million
Notes: Persuasion

Other Winners

As this is about giving money to people who make the server great with their RP, I'd like to offer prizes to some who haven't entered.

@Madmatt150 and Robbie - 5 Million each for the great RP you provided on my first patrol as medic in a long time

Naylor - 2 Million for your role as Meditech 

@Dean Molay and @Burns - 5 Million each for your performance in the great action movie starring Elon Musk

How to Claim

  1. If you are listed as a winner, message me on the forums with a code word or phrase of your choosing.
  2. Arrange to meet me in-game and recite this to me, I will give you your money.
  3. I usually play as a medic and am most available on the weekends. You can contact me via the in-game phone. Alternatively, add me on steam (https://steamcommunity.com/id/hatchingdraggon/) and we'll arrange a meetup when we're both online.

 

You don't have to accept the money if you're too good for charity! 

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Jack Rippoff

Thank you very much for the honor. The fact that you enjoyed the roleplay that makes me happy! 😄

Also big shout out to @Jamie Catnip for posting the video.

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Jamie Catnip

the way that @Jack Rippoff says double is the best part of this clip

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Bob Wilkinson
7 hours ago, Haywire said:

 Name: 

@Bob Wilkinson
Reward: 2 million
Notes: Bit of trouble getting that EOD Vest Bob?

I was hoping you wouldn’t notice! 😂 Must’ve superglued it to himself before he left the house. Cheers!

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Dean Molay
9 hours ago, Haywire said:

well, that was out of the blue, and he is @PBurns not that one xD, thanks anyways man 😄 

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