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Escape from Tarkov-Giveaway

durtydill95

durtydill95

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I am doing a giveaway, the giveaway will be for (escape from tarkov) I will select the winner on 21/04/2019.

To have a chance of winning this just comment below, something funny etc goodluck!!.

 
I already own the game, but I would like to enter the giveaway to possibly win a copy for my friend so we can play together. Thanks.

 
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question

You are given £400

your best friend calls and asks to borrow £200

your ex girlfriend then calls and asks to borrow £100 

how much do you have left?

answer

£400 and two unread text messages....

 
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