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Poseidon News Flash

 

We interrupt regularly scheduled AAN news programming to bring you, the people of Altis the following message. 

For too long civilians and rebels alike have mined from our mines without consequence. Left alone and even protected by our cartel, becoming the fat cats of Altis off of our backs. Well ladies and gentlemen its time to trim the fat. 

The Poseidon cartel will no longer tolerate any civilian or rebel partaking in previously "legal" business in the eastern territories. In addition, the frog swamp is now a Poseidon National park is not to be interfered with. Finally we urge all civilians to stay away from Molos. Poseidon operations and investments into local uses of uranium mean that the radioactive town is now out of bounds. 

Individuals caught attempting to flout these laws will be sent on their way or forced to work the Poseidon fields in penance. This will likely earn you a mandatory escort and you will find yourself in the service of Poseidon rather than yourself. 

A final note to the Altis Police Department, any attempts to protect civilians in the removal of goods from the Poseidon territory should be expect to be met with disdain and aggression. 

Thank you for tuning in to this broadcast. 
 

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1 minute ago, Ponty said:

*psst* sammm, its altis police service

I'll call you irremovable thorns in my left nut whatever I please. Altis Police Force member Ponty. 😅

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9 minutes ago, Charles Vane said:

.. for a price of course 

 

I’ll do it for free to fuck with Poseidon. 

 

@Ponty dissapointed you didn’t do the actual hot fuzz quote 

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25 minutes ago, Qrow said:

I'll call you irremovable thorns in my left nut whatever I please. Altis Police Force member Ponty. 😅

we're supposed to call it the service now, official vocab guidelines state that force is too aggressive.


@YoCo you happy?

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15 minutes ago, YoCo said:

I’ll do it for free to fuck with Poseidon. 

 

@Ponty dissapointed you didn’t do the actual hot fuzz quote 

 

22 minutes ago, Charles Vane said:

Pleb Service Announcement 

We will be offering a protection service doing your everyday diamonds.. for a price of course 

 

 

As usual, living up to their name.

 

Swoosh a giant landscape flies over their heads at 20000ft 

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33 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

so even if i pay to use your resources "trade pass" yous will no longer be letting me use them?

Not at all, the trade pass allows you to visit the Poseidon drug fields and use them. 

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Notice to Citizens of Altis

Dear Citizens of Altis,

We urge any civillians to ask for protection from the National Crime Agency or the Altis Police Service in any "Issues" poseidon are causing you in the diamond or any other legal runs you are partaking in. However, if you are doing illegal runs as Ali Barber says "Each time you cross that poseidon checkpoint you run the risk of being bummed by NCA"  

PS: Please do not let poseidon pressure you into doing weed please continue doing your legal runs we will be here to protect you.

 

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19 minutes ago, Qrow said:

Not at all, the trade pass allows you to visit the Poseidon drug fields and use them. 

So there is no way of me doing a salt run without being put to the tower?

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Not really @CI Gray but i imagine there will be plenty of salt in the tower so bring a shovel :).

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32 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

So there is no way of me doing a salt run without being put to the tower?

i'm not going to put you in the tower. I'm going to put you to work on the fields and if you refuse well then. Things get much more exciting. 

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6 hours ago, I'm Negan said:

Official vocab guidelines state the word Service is to be used instead

Well then, its a good thing most cartel`s (including Poseidon) doesnt give two small shits on what the Police thinks.

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17 hours ago, Nuclear said:

Not really @CI Gray but i imagine there will be plenty of salt in the tower so bring a shovel :).

If your gonna do this atleast put the cocaine down so I get fat stacks tnx x

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11 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

If your gonna do this atleast put the cocaine down so I get fat stacks tnx x

Weed pays better than cocaine due to weight as well as processing times generally faster for weed

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