Poseidon Important News Flash

[Qrow 313]

Poseidon News Flash

 

We interrupt regularly scheduled AAN news programming to bring you, the people of Altis the following message. 

For too long civilians and rebels alike have mined from our mines without consequence. Left alone and even protected by our cartel, becoming the fat cats of Altis off of our backs. Well ladies and gentlemen its time to trim the fat. 

The Poseidon cartel will no longer tolerate any civilian or rebel partaking in previously "legal" business in the eastern territories. In addition, the frog swamp is now a Poseidon National park is not to be interfered with. Finally we urge all civilians to stay away from Molos. Poseidon operations and investments into local uses of uranium mean that the radioactive town is now out of bounds. 

Individuals caught attempting to flout these laws will be sent on their way or forced to work the Poseidon fields in penance. This will likely earn you a mandatory escort and you will find yourself in the service of Poseidon rather than yourself. 

A final note to the Altis Police Department, any attempts to protect civilians in the removal of goods from the Poseidon territory should be expect to be met with disdain and aggression. 

Thank you for tuning in to this broadcast. 
 

[Ponty 4391]

*psst* sammm, its altis police service

[Qrow 313]

1 minute ago, Ponty said:

*psst* sammm, its altis police service

I'll call you irremovable thorns in my left nut whatever I please. Altis Police Force member Ponty.

[Longbow 66]

Wow just read the suggestion and was laughing about it, thinking it was a joke but nope you are really doing it. Go get them devilish diamond  dealers 

[Charles Vane 1265]

Pleb Service Announcement 

We will be offering a protection service doing your everyday diamonds.. for a price of course 

 

[YoCo 2317]

9 minutes ago, Charles Vane said:

.. for a price of course 

 

I’ll do it for free to fuck with Poseidon. 

 

@Ponty dissapointed you didn’t do the actual hot fuzz quote 

Edited September 3 by YoCo

[HHarry 276]

Who?

[Ponty 4391]

25 minutes ago, Qrow said:

I'll call you irremovable thorns in my left nut whatever I please. Altis Police Force member Ponty.

we're supposed to call it the service now, official vocab guidelines state that force is too aggressive.


@YoCo you happy?

[Qrow 313]

15 minutes ago, YoCo said:

I’ll do it for free to fuck with Poseidon. 

 

@Ponty dissapointed you didn’t do the actual hot fuzz quote 

 

22 minutes ago, Charles Vane said:

Pleb Service Announcement 

We will be offering a protection service doing your everyday diamonds.. for a price of course 

 

 

As usual, living up to their name.

 

Swoosh a giant landscape flies over their heads at 20000ft 

[CI Gray 300]

so even if i pay to use your resources "trade pass" yous will no longer be letting me use them?

[Qrow 313]

33 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

so even if i pay to use your resources "trade pass" yous will no longer be letting me use them?

Not at all, the trade pass allows you to visit the Poseidon drug fields and use them. 

[Brandon Pigeon 69]

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Notice to Citizens of Altis

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Dear Citizens of Altis,

We urge any civillians to ask for protection from the National Crime Agency or the Altis Police Service in any "Issues" poseidon are causing you in the diamond or any other legal runs you are partaking in. However, if you are doing illegal runs as Ali Barber says "Each time you cross that poseidon checkpoint you run the risk of being bummed by NCA"  

PS: Please do not let poseidon pressure you into doing weed please continue doing your legal runs we will be here to protect you.

 

[CI Gray 300]

19 minutes ago, Qrow said:

Not at all, the trade pass allows you to visit the Poseidon drug fields and use them. 

So there is no way of me doing a salt run without being put to the tower?

[Nuclear 567]

Not really @CI Gray but i imagine there will be plenty of salt in the tower so bring a shovel :).

[3FingerGaming 761]

Doesn't this mean one of your capos has to actually do some work instead of driving around with a shotgun and a tractor.....  

 

Not looking at anyone....... *Cough* George 

[Qrow 313]

32 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

So there is no way of me doing a salt run without being put to the tower?

i'm not going to put you in the tower. I'm going to put you to work on the fields and if you refuse well then. Things get much more exciting. 

[Ronald Strauss 312]

 

@Qrow
Extorting innocent Diamond Miners!

[I'm Negan 122]

11 hours ago, Qrow said:

A final note to the Altis Police Department

 

Official vocab guidelines state the word Service is to be used instead

[Simen 2231]

6 hours ago, I'm Negan said:

Official vocab guidelines state the word Service is to be used instead

Well then, its a good thing most cartel`s (including Poseidon) doesnt give two small shits on what the Police thinks.

[GR33NY 51]

The real AR will be offering protection also for a small fee 

[CI Gray 300]

17 hours ago, Nuclear said:

Not really @CI Gray but i imagine there will be plenty of salt in the tower so bring a shovel :).

If your gonna do this atleast put the cocaine down so I get fat stacks tnx x

[Simon Ross 726]

11 minutes ago, CI Gray said:

If your gonna do this atleast put the cocaine down so I get fat stacks tnx x

Weed pays better than cocaine due to weight as well as processing times generally faster for weed