Altis Life uk Stupidest 999-Calls

Levi Whalibu · Mar 30, 2015

Hello Altis people!

Inspired by DI Snape's post,

I bring back Altislifeuk stupidest 999 calls!

post your funny 999 calls here and show people from Altis what we have to deal with everyday!

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Levi Whalibu · Mar 30, 2015

Collection of the previous post all credit goes to the original owners.

Jamie · Mar 30, 2015

Washington · Mar 30, 2015

*Crosses fingers* please don't be any Fear members in this post

Haemisch · Mar 30, 2015

Since this didn't work, I'll probably use 5% more panic next time.

Lemmen · Mar 30, 2015

SGT Jamie said:

Let me just set the mood for this one. We just shot out his tailrotor in his helicopter after he tried escaping and he sent this message.

Lemmen · Mar 30, 2015

Sir Ollie McManneth · Mar 30, 2015

I saw one yesterday that just said "Help Fuckers"

Chelston · Mar 30, 2015

I will copy this here.

bizby · Mar 30, 2015

Washington · Mar 30, 2015

bizby said:

That first one from PLF... Classic ^.^

Bawb · Mar 30, 2015

Centipede · Mar 30, 2015

Agent Washington said:
That first one from PLF... Classic ^.^

Holy shit that weather thing looks so awesome.

Anonymous Eagle · Mar 30, 2015

god i sent some utter rubbish to the police when i was a civ, hopefully no one has it screened

Levi Whalibu · Mar 30, 2015

Caitlin · Mar 30, 2015

I don't think this one is funny, but I do think it is a good example of what we have to put up with daily ^_^

Gazalad · Mar 31, 2015

Rossss · Mar 31, 2015

CI Levi said:

Yeah they were annoyed I got the colour of their heli wrong @CI Levi

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