Wild man, Wild man, wild man.
Wild man is a myth in Altis legends, he is a story you will tell your children, and them there children.
Our story begins on a cold winters night, a grumpy old man walks into his sons room, holding a cup of hot chocolate.
"Son, why aren't you asleep yet?"
The son responds "Daddy, tell me the story of the wild man"
The grumpy old man chuckles and puts his hot chocolate down on the night table "Okay, one more son"
The man takes a deep breath in and begins his story "Our story begins in 12, 12BC, Wild mgee was a young boy living with his father after his mother had left. They were good folks, living off sand, producing cacti to eat and much more. However, there was a ruthless, malicious overlord who hated wild mans town, as they did not pay the ancient sand fee"
The old man breathes out "Wanna hear more of the great wild man?"
The song responds, body plagued with dopamine "Yes daddy please!"
Breathes in once more "One day the overlord was furious and his cap popped off because the town once mroe did not pay the sand fee, he marched in his armies and began raping, pillaging and murdering the whole town, wild mgee and his father were hunched down in an old well, his father tried to calm him down however out of no where gasoline and a torch came flying in "Try not paying now" said the overlord. Wildmans father died, and wild mgees skin burned off. Not many people know what happened to Wild mgee after that. however, people always reported seeing a crazy naked man with no skin running around towns every fortnight attempting to steal peoples children"
"Is there any more papa?"
"Not tonight son, I will tell you more in the morning" The old man turns off the light switch as he walks out the room
The son awakes groggily to the sound of screaming and laughter coming from down stairs
"Papa?"
The door creaks open
The boy screams
A naked man covered in blood with no skin is at the door
"IT'S WILDMAN!"
He runs at the boy
