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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - ROLEPLAY UK'S TANOA LIFE IS LIVE
Well, we did it. Roleplay UK's Tanoa Life is now officially launched. Yes. It's here. Really. I'm still pinching myself, and I don't think I'm dreaming.
Grab your pith helmets, slather the sun-cream on, and head out to the airport - the plane to Tanoa is already boarding, and they're calling your gate-number.
You will find bananas. You will experience four-wheel drive mayhem. You'll make yourself sick on a diet of kiwis and coconuts, and if you're really unlucky, you'll find yourself knee deep in a swamp full of crocodiles, searching for a way to make a pair of shoes. The natives have pretty much all left - they know the influx of tourists is really going to screw with their homeland - but you'll find a few of them still working the shops and factories on this sun-drenched archipelago.
Who'll be the first to be a millionaire? Or will you just end up being a bus-driver, scrabbling around for enough to make a living ferrying the hobos and the sightseers around while delivering the post? Or will you turn to a life of crime, mugging the dozy tourists and stealing cars? Watch out for the cops - they might all look like a dope-smoking bunch of laid-back sun-worshippers, but they'll soon have you, if you're up to no good.
Grab your pith helmets, slather the sun-cream on, and head out to the airport - the plane to Tanoa is already boarding, and they're calling your gate-number.
You will find bananas. You will experience four-wheel drive mayhem. You'll make yourself sick on a diet of kiwis and coconuts, and if you're really unlucky, you'll find yourself knee deep in a swamp full of crocodiles, searching for a way to make a pair of shoes. The natives have pretty much all left - they know the influx of tourists is really going to screw with their homeland - but you'll find a few of them still working the shops and factories on this sun-drenched archipelago.
Who'll be the first to be a millionaire? Or will you just end up being a bus-driver, scrabbling around for enough to make a living ferrying the hobos and the sightseers around while delivering the post? Or will you turn to a life of crime, mugging the dozy tourists and stealing cars? Watch out for the cops - they might all look like a dope-smoking bunch of laid-back sun-worshippers, but they'll soon have you, if you're up to no good.
Or they might just roll another fatty and drawl "hey maaan, slow down" with that wry smile which is the Tanoan way.
Whatever happens, you'll find Tanoa is a different place to the urban jungles you've been used to. Shit gets real in Tanoa, and fast. So come and join us... you're sure to have a blast. Just watch out for the lizards.
And the tourists...
ROLEPLAY UK's new TANOA LIFE server can be found on S2.ROLEPLAY.CO.UK port 2302, running 24/7 until we all die of yellow fever.
During the coming days, expect the odd glitch or balancing tweak to happen, as we continue to extend the features and improve the experience.
ROLEPLAY UK's new TANOA LIFE server can be found on S2.ROLEPLAY.CO.UK port 2302, running 24/7 until we all die of yellow fever.
During the coming days, expect the odd glitch or balancing tweak to happen, as we continue to extend the features and improve the experience.
Do not attempt to dismount the bus while travelling. No spitting. No fighting. Please do not insert coconuts into the crocodiles without the proper equipment. Beware of sweetshop owners offering gifts. Taxi drivers reserve the right not to accept kiwis as payment. Bananas should be bent gently at first, but with gusto and charm. Do not worship the frogs.
