Devvoo

Just made a glass of squash

Did you fall from heaven? because your face looks fucked

eating a packet of crisps

They've let me on the PC in Broadmoar for a few hours, they said I can play ALUK in my 2 hour therapy session. Does anyone want to come murdering and robbing with me? 

sausage and chips

I think the servers are down

Have you got pet insurance? because I wanna destroy that pussy

Is everyone ok in the community today?

Good morning community

Hello

So happy to be back online in the community, love the community yeah yee haaaa such an amazing community feels good to love the community more than life, going to set up a direct debit so i can pay my job seekers allowance into the community. hello everybody who is in the community weeeeeeee wooo yeee hajd coo coo 

I can't remember how I change my profile name, help!?

I have to get rid of this Jeremy Kyle bullshit LoOol.

Roll a Doob

Smoke a Doob

Will all bank balances and skills be reset when the new framework comes in?

I haven't been online in a while, does anyone know if my money or account will be deleted if your inactive for a certain amount of time? The reason I'm wondering this is because I remember houses got refreshed or something.

http://www.walkerstalkercruise.com/

All walking dead fans take a look at this!! Soooooo awesome

Hello Wilco, Can you tell me how long until my weapon ban is up please? [I know this is a status Wilco see's everything]

Dying to get a new graphics card and processor! 

teamspeak isn't working for me at all it connects but i can only see altis airport arivals and it says connection lost every 20 seconds but automatically reconnects. Any ideas? 

Can someone please tell me the server address for teamspeak as I connected to a different teamspeak and it has now saved the another server address rather than ALUK?