After running around kavala screaming 'CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?' a bunch of people told me to 'shut up' - so I guess I fixed it :) Thanks for the responses. @CMO Marc Smith @CMO Lharmon @Farmer Giles
If you believe you're being DDoS'd, simply pull out your router from the mains or unplug your internet hub box. This, seriously, works. It stops the packages being sent to your IP, so even when you plug your hub box in again the person would have to "restart" the DDoS attack.
It's just fucking disgusting the things these people do online these days, making fun of cancer while someone is raising money for charity.. I mean, what the absolute fuck.