Recent content by Lord SanDisk

Oh i hope you're a squirter! One does ponder about explosive chocolate milkshake ;) I have does' bithes lining up for a good ol' smashin!  If you're lucky enough, your arse will end up looking like a hippos yawn!

Unless you're the child thought to be conceived by Kate middle ton and her Phaggitt of a 'Husband' Prince William, you are no son of mine! I'm Lord SanDisk, a scholar, a gentleman. Although I welcome anyone and everything to the wonderful world of altis heed my warning .... if you like midget...

I'm just here for the comments - being a pro RP'er (or an absolute twat) people need to realise it's "Serious roleplay" and rule breaking has "serious consequences" By day I'm a website administrator for sportsbikeshop.co.uk ... by night? A lunatic lord with a fetish for midget hookers and...

HOW IT WORKS: "Excuse me sir, out of all of us ... who, I say, who is the phaggitt?" Good day.

Welcome!

I've recently found an interest in Hikaru Dorodango, It involves rolling balls of wet mud in ones hand ;) Have never changed my name, I am THE lord, THE savior ... BIG money, BIG women. I've just been on holiday in a place called Chernarus? Wonderful place, everyone runs at you with threats...

The Lord Approves.

I vote for Lord SanDisk as one of the rebel leaders, he is THE lord after all, but In all honesty great work guys! I will keep RP'ing to the max! ;)

In-game name: Lord SanDisk Your player ID (copy from your arma 3 profile): 76561197966795594   What was lost: Submarine    Value of item/money lost: £1.5 Million  Quick description of what happened: Submarine has been taken off server due to it braking shizzle! The Lords Treasury requires...

Feeling regal

Out of RP Everyone suffers from loss of earnings/loot now and then, I made sure I synced data and even waiting a good 10 mins before logging out but hand on heart the earnings are not there from last night antics, remember getting them then we all bugged out towards the donator camp and the...

Hmmm ...

Just logged on and don't have the £500k in my bank from the kidnapping of killer rabbit :( Hook a lord up!