You can jingle my bells any time 
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Coco
Jordan
Happy Easter
Scorpex
i like Billie Eilish
Hammie
You can come down my chimney any time
U N C L E
I can fit a Lego millennium falcon up my own anus
and still be able to keep it in mint condition 
Merry Christmas Big Man 
l-Echo
Santa vs Donald Trump, now that should be a Christmas wrestling fight! Merry Christmas Chief! 
Haywire
♪ The rebels outside are frightful ♪
♪ But the greenzone is so delightful ♪
♪ Since we've no place to go ♪
♪♪ Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! ♪♪
Sammy
Very sweet of you! Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and your loved ones!
Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt —
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt —
I said to myself, as I only can
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”
So–away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip
Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie–not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore —
But isn’t that what January is for?
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
Very sweet of you! Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and your loved ones!
Chilli
special deal on blow jobs only £1 discounts for friends its only 75p
Daanv
I will choose some people tomorrow on Christmas day
MacDonald
A christmas classic
Nuclear
♪ It’s the most wonderful time for a beer ♪
Also if i dont get picked that will be very Rude-olf you .
Merry Christmas to everyone !
Also if i dont get picked that will be very Rude-olf you .
Merry Christmas to everyone !