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Guava
Guava
Nice to meet you, hope you are peeling well (I couldn't miss the opportunity to use a pun). You are not mistaken, an Apple Guava is exactly it. Good to see that there is someone here who knows that there is a difference.

WhoisDan
WhoisDan
"hope you are peeling well"

You will go far here

DainMK
DainMK
DainMK, professional pomologist and general Law Abiding Citizen, at your service. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 

Washington
Washington
This is the weirdest porn I've ever seen. 

DainMK
DainMK
My goodness I said professional POMOLOGIST not PORNOLOGIST. I'm only an amateur in that...

PeachMaster
PeachMaster
You and me are going to fast friends i see... very fast... to the grave. 

DainMK
DainMK
Don'd mind the PeachMaster. He has a heart of stone....

Guava
Guava
Another fruit?? I like where this is going... fruit salad anyone? 

PeachMaster
PeachMaster
Trust me, you don't know where this is going... there is only one fruit. Peaches. 

Guava
Guava
I got 99 problems but a peach aint one

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