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  1. big smonk

    Explanation.... Will I be back?

    Yep that's the one. I hope your future life in raising baby ifrits goes splendid ;)
  2. big smonk

    Explanation.... Will I be back?

    Welp. I guess I should take this time to apologize for potentially ruining your rp experience. Always kind of felt bad for ruining that whole gas station baby ifrit situation. Have a nice life. Have a nice eternity. It is said that life flashes before your eyes just before your death. That is...
  3. big smonk

    Kim's Poet Society

    You are on your way to greatness.
  4. big smonk

    Kim's Poet Society

    To thy dream which has come unto thee. I wish unto you a flower, which is thy flee. For your crops will fly up into the sky. Stars shall cry unto the flies.   10/10 pooems greet benter umg  
  5. big smonk

    Are they jobs that involve flying?

    Do drugs. Smoke the cush. Sniff the coke. Hit the heroin.
  6. big smonk

    Investor - Long Term Goal / Premium Domain

    Also, I believe making a game should be just an idea. Purchasing a studio out to make what is likely to be a mediocre game should be kept until way in the future. Still, I agree with what the other guy is saying of possibly giving us some more info on the framework. As at the moment I am not...
  7. big smonk

    Investor - Long Term Goal / Premium Domain

    I understand where you are coming from, however I am thinking of this like investing in stocks. Even though the server is progressing perfectly, you always have to be cautious. Anything, literally anything could happen.
  8. big smonk

    Investor - Long Term Goal / Premium Domain

    Feels as if this investment would be rather weird decision. Obviously the idea or feeling that you helped helped the server make great progress would be cool; however like you said, who knows what is for the future? There was a server before this who had great ambitious ideas however they...
  9. big smonk

    My Heart Goes To France

    To be honest, I am just scared of the effect this tragic event will leave. We will have to see what happens in the future; however action must be taken soon, this cannot be left the way it is.
  10. big smonk

    Fallout 4, do you think its shit?

    You can't really say the graphics are 'shit' when you have not maxed them out, Fallout 4 is aimed a specific type of game group; free roamers looking for great stories. I personally believe you should just go back to GTA V if that is your opinion on the game.
  11. big smonk

    I lied.

    Hello everyone. It is time to tell the truth, I have been living a lie and cannot handle it anymore. I am so sorry, you are a gracious community and what I have done is unfaithful. I am actually a 42 year old FIB agent; I went deep undercover in order to find out the true length of Finchyy's...
  12. big smonk

    Ban the Person above you game.

    Banned for using different variations of color, this abuses the disability of being color blind.
  13. big smonk

    Well; I am a formidable man after all.

    Well; I am a formidable man after all.
  14. big smonk

    My apoligy and story to everyone

    No problem buddy, always visit a therapist if you feel there is a problem. I only went there for around 2 months when something rather traumatic happened in my life. However it helped me splendidly.  
  15. big smonk

    Thanks for my time here on ALUK | Zotlex

    Because comic sans is the font you use when you are writing a poem about ponies.
  16. big smonk

    Altis's Public Population Info

    Perfect idea, allows gendery population stability stability as well as an armed military force. We shall storm subway forcing them to give all customers a 12 inch footlong. Also, I will take a single peice of salami as a trophy.
  17. big smonk

    Altis's Public Population Info

    We commend you with your amazing artistic skills; your rewards will be presented at our occasional meet up in subway. Thank you for the constructive criticism; would you mind if we use your unfertilized eggs for fertilization? What you would be doing would be honorable. 
  18. big smonk

    Thanks for my time here on ALUK | Zotlex

    Why did you have to use the comic sans font. Why.
  19. big smonk

    Altis's Public Population Info

    Disclosed Population Information Hello citizens of Altis, today the Altis national information bureau has decided to release info regarding Altis's Population, this information is up to date to to the recent analysis Altis civil society; we took into account almost everything, abortions...
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