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Please don't wipe my bank - All I own is a walkers packet of crisps and a scone that's well past it's expiry date ;)

Greeted the elite today, Sourvein and his crew, such finest - As Lord of Kavala I am honoured to see such upstanding people! The way you guys move ... If I ever get into trouble - I will call for your aid! Good day.

Struggling to get on for my evening royal antics - apparently it's trying to 'set me up with a client' I find this quite estranged, £5 LSD pounds are in it for you if you can sort me out ;) I am Lord SanDisk.

HOW IT WORKS: "Excuse me sir, out of all of us ... who, I say, who is the phaggitt?" Good day.

Jolly good!

Break in if you must, I will do the same to your back doors - violent and without remorse. Alternatively I might like your face a bit and that's probably it, all I ask is that we can take a selfie with each other.

Ps. Have made time to fully commit to be on most evenings! If not every and have ideas and live events lined up (with consent and permission first) so to bring something a little bit different to the world of altislife.co.uk :) I am Lord SanDisk.

The presumptuous amount of regal jizz I have been saving up has just set a new land speed record! Only the laminated pages of argos can catch the tears of joy falling from my face! I am Lord SanDisk, with a capital L for lord.

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I am a scholar, a gentlemen and a chap I know only by 'Robot' has called me 'Mentally Hilarious' - I assume this is the most awarding definition a man can give to another man, I do intend to claim my throne, but unfortunately I only own a few time shares on the island at the moment, however I...

This is what I will be doing to every cop and citizen of Altis!      It is time to rejoice in the poor return of myself! If I come back into power, every day will be FREE bacon day! and lots of other stuff, Which I can't remember at the moment because I'm still recovering from how regal I am!  ...

I've recently found an interest in Hikaru Dorodango, It involves rolling balls of wet mud in ones hand ;) Have never changed my name, I am THE lord, THE savior ... BIG money, BIG women. I've just been on holiday in a place called Chernarus? Wonderful place, everyone runs at you with threats...

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I vote for Lord SanDisk as one of the rebel leaders, he is THE lord after all, but In all honesty great work guys! I will keep RP'ing to the max! ;)

In-game name: Lord SanDisk Your player ID (copy from your arma 3 profile): 76561197966795594   What was lost: Submarine    Value of item/money lost: £1.5 Million  Quick description of what happened: Submarine has been taken off server due to it braking shizzle! The Lords Treasury requires...

The Lord has returned folks! Although not in his new castle, the treasury is being a cunt. But just want to show you how my return has unfolded. Met up with the pT group and made peace with them! I hope we can party and share girls together now! I met Vincent;Twitch TV streamer! and ... well...

Nobody follows PEGi rating? Well they should, but dose not stop half-breed mothers buying GTA for their latest sprog! You're just going to have to wait until you are old enough, just out of curiosity are you one of these kids that trys to buy knifes and shizz, gets asked for ID then storms off...

Maybe because ARMA3 is a pegi 16? This is SERIOUS Role play buddy, If you really want to play as a cop, wait until you are old enough, I come on altis life to pretend to be a regal lord or alsorts! Would you think I would take a 14 year old cop seriously? Nope, I would get you gathering up hot...

Although I am not giving up on my quest! But I won't be on as much! (Moving house soon so no inter-webs!) But during this time I will be thinking up new and brilliant regal server wide events which hopefully I can arrange in some organised fashion!  ALL HAIL LORD SANDISK!  I love you.