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Hello, I tried out your solution by pouring petroleum over my PC (With safety goggles of course) I then pulled out a match and lit it. There was a a horse fire, my cat died, my dog is practically a bagel bite and my house has burnt down. How should I proceed? 

It's sad to see the fabled 'Scott Mcdermot' come to an end, tales will be told aboput his bliss and his bedazzling ignorance. Seriously though man, cya around buddy; had fun with you when we started :)  

Hey guys, so i just noticed this forum section today and saw how people were being kind and donating; so I have decided to share with you a charity which has helped me and many people like me. So, firstly I would like to start by saying that I am not a person who is really open about his...

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The guy above me seems like a hobo.

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I have never played before; however I believe my skill with a joy stick could be a great benefit. Therefore I put forward my resume to become the leader of the group and all its assets. Bow down to me you peasants.

I can mostly go through Kavala when the server is full of hobos and get around 50-60 fps Also, did the speed-test on Ookla and got 16 ping, 162 download and 12.23 upload. 

Hello fellow homo-sapiens. So it has recently come to my attention that using altislife.co.uk is not an effective test for an efficient computer. I have an Intel Core i7 5960X Extreme Unlocked Processor (yeah I had to copy and paste that) A GTX 980ti (I have also ordered another one, should...

Do not feed the one they call the 'troll'

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.

Let's just summarize everything we have discussed for an admin - I saw you fighting people around 800 meters away - None of us knew you retreated to our zone  - I came over to you after seeing you lying there - I say hello - You recommend I leave the area, I do not, and begin trailing you...

I have listened to the teamspeak coversation, and we were just talking about getting in contact with a officer, none of us even knew you were there until I mentioned you standing there. We were there first, you came over, I walked over to you, said hi, you recomended that I leave, I did not as I...

I never even knew you were part of that firefight, I also ran at you because we were about to rob the HM treasury, I believe I was hardly even a threat to you, we will wait for an admin or member of staff to look over everything, before we begin attempting to slice each others throats. I also...

Name of the person you are reporting (in-game name): Tonymontana   Time & Date this happened: Around 9PM 9/9/2015   Which Server did this happen on: Server 2   Description of what happened: Me and my friends were planning to rob the HM treasury, we began to hear a few gun shots in the...

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Ok, i changed the it.

What? i did not even have a gun, i was restrained after hitting the police vehicle with my car, and taken to you maratek, i think you are thinking of the wrong person :/

Maratek of the police force was the one who banned me.

Your In-game name: Joshua Your Steam Profile ID: STEAM_0:1:56437846 (Steam name: Pistachio121) Your GUID (Using this tool input your steam ID and press enter):  24425b737bfe152cbdd374f6ef15457b Date & Time you was banned: 26/01/2015 17:48 Please copy and paste the rule you broke: Rule...