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  1. Pea Green

    Screaming Lord Pea Green - Your benevolent dictator

    Should have done this a few weeks ago, but there were far too many hobos at the airport and i was all out of Plebwipes™. I am your saviour and prospective leader, Pea Green. Applause not necessary, I will not kiss your baby, as babies are unhygienic.
  2. Pea Green

    Did you know #385: when questioned, 5 out of 6 people enjoyed ganging up on hobos.

    Did you know #385: when questioned, 5 out of 6 people enjoyed ganging up on hobos.
  3. Pea Green

    Group creating - BOTW How long MOD approve ?

    Probably longer now that you've asked how long it will take...
  4. Pea Green

    Mh9 Hummingbird benches

    I can also confirm that my UNMC camo MH-9 sometimes loses its benches The benches are still there, just invisible, give it time and the benches should reappear see above As for the extra question: personally i'd like to see a helitours kind of skin, so i can get a business going giving...
  5. Pea Green

    Ban the Person above you game.

    Banned for not understanding that it's not bullying, but teaching.
  6. Pea Green

    Ban the Person above you game.

    Banned for going easy on hobos, they have to learn sometime...
  7. Pea Green

    rangefinders? Ok Paremedic, that civilian has a broken femur, bearing 238, distance 794. prepare...

    rangefinders? Ok Paremedic, that civilian has a broken femur, bearing 238, distance 794. prepare to fire the healing cannon!
  8. Pea Green

    Whats wrong with Sweden?

    "Route guidance: there are heavy vikings along your route."
  9. Pea Green

    Ban the Person above you game.

    Banned for being a newbie
  10. Pea Green

    Whitelisted Rebels

    What would happen if another rebel gang were to take on the UNMC and win? would the UNMC lands become the property of this new gang, would the UNMC cease to exist? would it just be written off as a bad day and nothing more be said? Can other gangs become whitelisted and gain land/borders...
  11. Pea Green

    Young and Old

    I'm 28 and some days i think i'm still 15, others i think i'm 40-something...it doesn't help not knowing what day it is half the time
  12. Pea Green

    What does everyone want to do as a job / What are you doing?

    I'm currently unemployed but used to be a Health and Safety Consultant for large scale constructions, you'd be amazed at how many people stick their screwdrivers in electric sockets to see if it's turned on. Currently trying for a few other jobs: RAF Reaper pilot CNC (Civil Nuclear...
  13. Pea Green

    tfw you can't choose between playing a bit of altis life or getting off your arse to eat...

    tfw you can't choose between playing a bit of altis life or getting off your arse to eat something, so you sit there staring at the forums for hours instead.
  14. Pea Green

    Ban the Person above you game.

    banned for banning the person other than the one above them
  15. Pea Green

    Ban the Person above you game.

    Banned for being redundant.
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