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  1. John Pickle

    Lecter's belated return

    Pretty hard for something that didn't exist to return ;)
  2. John Pickle

    Lecter's belated return

    Oh shit.... [AN] Assemble! Welcome back Lecter. Thanks for totally keeping us informed about your dick tubes and what not (sounds like a porn website) .-.
  3. John Pickle

    Yeah, fuck you AND your bipods!

    Yeah, fuck you AND your bipods!
  4. John Pickle

    Britain's Got Talent - Best Joke ever

    I clapped IRL. That was worth £200
  5. John Pickle

    Just wrote a small thing in "Character stories". Feel free to tell me what you think, as long as...

    Just wrote a small thing in "Character stories". Feel free to tell me what you think, as long as it's constructive... ;)  http://www.altislife.co.uk/topic/31972-john-pickles-story/#comment-193965
  6. John Pickle

    Sorry missed this, but gotta sleep now like a little bitch. Gotta wake up BEFORE 5pm uchhhhhhhh 

    Sorry missed this, but gotta sleep now like a little bitch. Gotta wake up BEFORE 5pm uchhhhhhhh 
  7. John Pickle

    Aha, it was banter when you were on last. Just chillen in my banter bus on TS :)  Love you...

    Aha, it was banter when you were on last. Just chillen in my banter bus on TS :)  Love you elakin <3<3
  8. John Pickle

    Just proves how drunk you were looooooooooooool. But yeah, I can totes be a corrupt cop. However...

    Just proves how drunk you were looooooooooooool. But yeah, I can totes be a corrupt cop. However the berets are mine >:(
  9. John Pickle

    You mean the drunken man who shouted at me recently? :'(

    You mean the drunken man who shouted at me recently? :'(
  10. John Pickle

    But if I apply, I won't be able to shoot VDM'ing hobos in their face :(

    But if I apply, I won't be able to shoot VDM'ing hobos in their face :(
  11. John Pickle

    deciding*

    deciding*
  12. John Pickle

    Staring at the police application form, decided whether or not to apply. Any suggestions to help...

    Staring at the police application form, decided whether or not to apply. Any suggestions to help me make up my mind? Answers on a postcard please
  13. John Pickle

    Casually browsing through bans, seeing if I remember any of the hobo names and BAM, I notice a...

    Casually browsing through bans, seeing if I remember any of the hobo names and BAM, I notice a mis-filed unban appeal! It was found in the DENIED section, when you had actually unbanned them. Figured you use these sections as a mini-database for future references, so it would be worth mentioning.
  14. John Pickle

    Am I werid for finding this funny?

    God help us all.... Edit: That means please... do NOT do this in the world of altis D:
  15. John Pickle

    Some forum posts showing errors

    TIN FOIL HAT TIME GUYS - It's a coverup! Turns out stoneman is literally a stone man from another world -queue x-files theme-
  16. John Pickle

    Shimassz Banned 20/07/15

    While I am not the one being reported, I was a witness at this event ([AN] John Pickle - The pink shirt) I'm not going to deny that shimassz broke rule 3E) and 3D), I am going to defend him against RDM. The man that was killed had been harassing us all evening. He had been Breaking RP / NLR etc...
  17. John Pickle

    Departure of Lecter

    You mean... Something like this? I do not own that image or w/e... Edit: It was Lecter himself who showed me that image :'(
  18. John Pickle

    Departure of Lecter

    Bye Lecter :'(
  19. John Pickle

    What the f***.... The report a player section is completely empty, nice work!

    What the f***.... The report a player section is completely empty, nice work!
  20. John Pickle

    A forum Game :D

    Worst idea ever!
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