hmm, as a horse, i'd have a massive schlong, but as a squirrel, i could throw nuts at people and nibble their eyeballs out.
squirrel.
would you rather have ham and cheese or cheese and ham on your sandwich (first option is with ham at the bottom)
what kind of fucking saw movie are you guys living in? O.o
oh, and cancer
would you rather nosh off a kid or spank your best friend in the shower? > :)