JOINT STATEMENT — O'WOODS x RANGERS
After a long-standing feud filled with misunderstandings, standoffs, and the occasional bear trap, we’re officially announcing that the conflict between the O'Woods Family and the San Andreas Royal Park Rangers has come to an end.
Both sides have shaken...
Earlier today, a large gathering of O’Woods family members assembled for a serious discussion with representatives from the Los Santos Royal Park Rangers and local law enforcement. This brought many locals and other organizations to the scene as it peaked their interest. The meeting was called...
Ahem... ATTENCHUN EVERYONE, or whoever’s listenin’.
We, the Los Santos Royal Rangers (yes that’s a real name, shut up), got ourselves a very important-type message what needs sayin’.
WHEN GRAMPA BUCK SPEAKS, YA SHUT YA MOUTH.
Changes are comin’ round here — big ones.
Shame most of the O’Woods are too thick-skulled or cooked to see it.
Will it work?
Or will it faceplant straight into the mud like Jed on a quadbike?
Either way... it’s happenin’.
Just a family that somehow keeps multiplying, like feral dogs in the back of a wrecked caravan.
They don’t recruit — people just start sleeping with one of them.
They drink, they laugh, they make love.
They never asked for permission. They didn’t sign anything.
They just claimed a patch of...