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Whilst trying to nurse my white SUV to a petrol station to repair it, i was greeted by 2 lovely gentlemen with assault rifles. Immediately i came to the realisation that i am now a hostage, a bargaining chip incase the police arrived at the scene. With me now having guns pointed at me, and my...

The Government have asked for Larry the Mutes assistance in negotiating with the evil empire of the European Union. Larry gracefully agreed to help save Brexit, and now hopefully progress will be made on the islands withdrawal from the EU, making sure there will not be tariffs on Hobo clothes...

Everything goes to shit.  (1) Got into a firefight and won in a way, the robbers got killed. Your welcome @PC George im claiming credit for saving you from a execution  (2) @Bob Wilkinson Shoves silencers up peoples arses in bushes.  (3) I go into Kavala city centre- A hobo robs a car in the...

LSD or Jesus? 🤔

The SJAS endorses @Lionel Ryker to be Mayor of Atlis. Although amongst many capable front runners, Ryker shows the most potential to bring peace, justice and prosperity to the island. Although a possible sexual misconduct investigation may appear, and questions thrown in about whether he paid...

@Larry The Mute was born in the wooded alps of the French Swiss border, and never developed his vocal chords, or learned how to speak- he is a ferrel child in essence. Can anyone teach him to talk? Even @TNTManning tried but to no avail. If no solution is found, Larry will be put down.  Thanks. 

I had planned to show pictures of the day of chaos but for some reason or other there not in existence. Today the St Johns Ambulance Service worked alongside the likes of STU George (@PC George)to deal with major incidents that i for one, haven't seen as much and as severe before. At the garage...