Dylan
Banned
Hello friends.
Today, Allan Allan (Big Brat Johnson), Samual Salt (Metal) and Pat Pepper (myself) were spoken to by Redbull(c) about advertising their energy drink around Altis. This was a daunting task.
Allan Allan, who has just moved from the UK to the lovely island of Altis, had a great idea. Get a promotional vehicle which looks like an ifrit, dress like rebels and carry big firearms around with us. Is there a better way to advertise a millitary approved energy drink than to run around with big guns and an armoured vehicle?
After picking up the Redbull from the Huron which delivered the Redbull to our island, we made sure we were full and set off on our ways.
Two minutes into the drive up the airport road and we are stopped by a set of police officers. They were in a lovely Sports Hatchback, and also had big guns. Walking calmly over to the fully compliant ifrit, we jumped out with our big guns and started to talk to them.
It was then where our driver pressed the big red button on the dashboard, and we started the advertisement.
Would YOU like to try some REDBULL? Here! FREE ! Take it! - Allan Allan.
Freddie, Simsy and Johnny M all took some. Simsy, no side affects. Loved the drink. Johnny M - A man of few words, didn't really rate the drink. Freddie however, jesus christ. He was essentially on a buzz. It was like he had never had a burst of energy as good as our red bull. In seconds he was hyped, running through the trees on our left and back and fourth without losing breath. This is by far the best case of using red bull that the RedBull Industries have seen in months.
We asked SGT Freddie for a quote so we could use it I future advertisers.
"I want more" - Freddie
We thought this would really benefit these police, and they even gave some advice to our friend Allan Allan, who just arrived from the UK.
Simsy : "Allan, maybe you should lock your promotional vehicle, as I'm sure you wouldn't want to lose it". Allan, thanked Simsy for the advice.
Minutes later, we drive a bit further down the road. Another set of sirens, this time a more darker blue sports hatchback.
"Alright gents, out of the vehicle".
Upon popping the smoke for a second time, we went to advertise the red bull. - Disclaimer - Fuel is a monster energy drinker, not a redbull drinker, however, our promotion was THAT good, he couldn't resist'. Fuel was curious as to why a vehicle like an ifrit was on the road. No road tax, No MOT, no number plate. After telling him and letting him know we actually had no ammunition in our firearms, he gives us another quick lecture.
'With the vehicle not being road worthy, Please drive on the dirt and ensure the firearms are kept in the bags unless having pictures'. We agreed, put our guns in our bags.
Next minute Allan realises he didn't lock our RedBull promotional vehicle. We hear the engine turn on and start to drive away from us. Simsy, who was obviously amazed at the taste and effect of the redbull, was dedicated to finding it.
He chased it, and chased it, and chased it. Then backup came. x2 Hunters x1 M900. This was a lot of money going to find our promotional vehicle - It really is great knowing that the police take this much care in others property being stolen.
Again, the chase lasted for a good 10 minutes, until tires were shot and the man who stole it surrendered.
Estatic, Allan Allan gave the rest of the stock we had to one of the hunters that were on scene, officer under the name CI JohnJoe. Not only was he estatic that we got it back but so was simsy and his car full of officers.
We are very thankful for AltisPD and their efforts. None of us will lose our jobs and we will be having a bit extra on our paycheck because of the amount of people who are now buying RedBull.
Would like to thank all of altis PD for today. Shapeshifters enjoyed themselves - Panchitio, Remix, Myself, Brat and mental.
Shameless tags of people who played apart of it
@CSI Fuel @CI JohnJoeegan @simsy @JohnnyM @Freddie @ These arethe cops we remember taking part, but if you did then thank you!
Today, Allan Allan (Big Brat Johnson), Samual Salt (Metal) and Pat Pepper (myself) were spoken to by Redbull(c) about advertising their energy drink around Altis. This was a daunting task.
Allan Allan, who has just moved from the UK to the lovely island of Altis, had a great idea. Get a promotional vehicle which looks like an ifrit, dress like rebels and carry big firearms around with us. Is there a better way to advertise a millitary approved energy drink than to run around with big guns and an armoured vehicle?
After picking up the Redbull from the Huron which delivered the Redbull to our island, we made sure we were full and set off on our ways.
Two minutes into the drive up the airport road and we are stopped by a set of police officers. They were in a lovely Sports Hatchback, and also had big guns. Walking calmly over to the fully compliant ifrit, we jumped out with our big guns and started to talk to them.
It was then where our driver pressed the big red button on the dashboard, and we started the advertisement.
Would YOU like to try some REDBULL? Here! FREE ! Take it! - Allan Allan.
Freddie, Simsy and Johnny M all took some. Simsy, no side affects. Loved the drink. Johnny M - A man of few words, didn't really rate the drink. Freddie however, jesus christ. He was essentially on a buzz. It was like he had never had a burst of energy as good as our red bull. In seconds he was hyped, running through the trees on our left and back and fourth without losing breath. This is by far the best case of using red bull that the RedBull Industries have seen in months.
We asked SGT Freddie for a quote so we could use it I future advertisers.
"I want more" - Freddie
We thought this would really benefit these police, and they even gave some advice to our friend Allan Allan, who just arrived from the UK.
Simsy : "Allan, maybe you should lock your promotional vehicle, as I'm sure you wouldn't want to lose it". Allan, thanked Simsy for the advice.
Minutes later, we drive a bit further down the road. Another set of sirens, this time a more darker blue sports hatchback.
"Alright gents, out of the vehicle".
Upon popping the smoke for a second time, we went to advertise the red bull. - Disclaimer - Fuel is a monster energy drinker, not a redbull drinker, however, our promotion was THAT good, he couldn't resist'. Fuel was curious as to why a vehicle like an ifrit was on the road. No road tax, No MOT, no number plate. After telling him and letting him know we actually had no ammunition in our firearms, he gives us another quick lecture.
'With the vehicle not being road worthy, Please drive on the dirt and ensure the firearms are kept in the bags unless having pictures'. We agreed, put our guns in our bags.
Next minute Allan realises he didn't lock our RedBull promotional vehicle. We hear the engine turn on and start to drive away from us. Simsy, who was obviously amazed at the taste and effect of the redbull, was dedicated to finding it.
He chased it, and chased it, and chased it. Then backup came. x2 Hunters x1 M900. This was a lot of money going to find our promotional vehicle - It really is great knowing that the police take this much care in others property being stolen.
Again, the chase lasted for a good 10 minutes, until tires were shot and the man who stole it surrendered.
Estatic, Allan Allan gave the rest of the stock we had to one of the hunters that were on scene, officer under the name CI JohnJoe. Not only was he estatic that we got it back but so was simsy and his car full of officers.
We are very thankful for AltisPD and their efforts. None of us will lose our jobs and we will be having a bit extra on our paycheck because of the amount of people who are now buying RedBull.
Would like to thank all of altis PD for today. Shapeshifters enjoyed themselves - Panchitio, Remix, Myself, Brat and mental.
Shameless tags of people who played apart of it
@CSI Fuel @CI JohnJoeegan @simsy @JohnnyM @Freddie @ These arethe cops we remember taking part, but if you did then thank you!
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