Community posters, Suggestion thread

[L1L]

I'm going to make some posters that will be placed around the city, the plan is for these to be funny/satire style posters about things or people that are part of our community.
I'm looking for some suggestions on what I should put on these and I need your help!

If you want to help out please leave a comment in this format:

Main Text: (slogan etc, something short that could fit on a poster).
Subtext: (locations, names or additional text).
Context: Why this should be made into a poster.
Images: Post as a ''Image address'', if your poster is about a character or a place in the city you can help me out and grab a picture for me. Preferable in full HD resolution (or higher) with Graphics set to high. if the picture is of a character please use a ''Flat'' background so I easily can cut them out.
 

If you see a suggestion you like leave a reaction so I can tell if its something the community wants!

 

[Paru]

Main Text: Greene Trucking Co
Subtext: Delivering What You Need. 212-2268
Context: Because GTC is becoming a known brand in LS and quite a lot of people are enjoying the RP we're providing as a company
Images: https://tom-roleplay.xyz/images/gtc.jpg 

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

Main Text: Benefactor Luxury Motors
                    If you are looking for something better than a tractor, come to Benefactor
Subtext: Las Lagunas Blvd, 286-0192 - Call Amed 
Context: Have been serving the city with Import and Local cars for near a year now. Would be nice to have a big poster somewhere 
Images:

 

[Lucy Webb]

Main Text: Dont Do Drugs Kids!
Subtext: otherwise you will end up like leah mcoy, sad, lonely, and adicted to cocaine 
Context: leah was an NHS technitian that was caught selling cocaine as a side hussle while employed by the NHS, she was then fired and is now a very imphomus name within the nhs and some parts of the LSPS her life truely took a nosedive, she had it all now shes broke and adicted to crack
Images: