Damn you PeachMaster!!!

[DainMK]

I was taking part in a normal checkpoint, when things take a somewhat sinister turn... Beware the Peach Infiltrators! (Skip to 3:47 if checkpoints don't interest you)


Very well done to the PCSO, I wish you a swift promotion through the ranks.

Coming soon:

 

[PeachMaster]

My roots run deeply indeed, but not that deep. My peaches would never, NEVER be close to apples nor be able to be touched by your corrupted hands alone.

But i can assure you my good AppleKing, i had no hands in this, maybe one of my acolytes?

I do drag innocent people screaming to my fields to taste the beatiful juicy marvelous fruit, after the "ceremony" they are born anew as the acolytes of the peach.

But if you dare to touch my peaches, then i shall dare to touch your apples. 

PeachMaster sends his regards for your honesty and condems your... blasphemous speech about my fruit.