Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Haywire]

Well, i'm asking you...

 

[Professor bobmarley]

To get to the other side!!!!

@hatchingdraggon Why didn't the skeleton  go to the party? 

 

[Voltz]

Because you didn't cook it.

 

[Ambassador Fung]

Because a bunch of cheeky nandos wankers were chasing it

 

[Summers]

Because he is a hobo

 

[Dylan]

I HEARD THERE WAS A FIGHT @ THE CHIPPY LAST NITE

A FISH GOT BATTERED
LOL

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[GeorgeTheBoy]

To go to the bathroom because that's where all the other cocks hang out.

 

[Haywire]

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side

 

[Remco]

Because the chicken was being followed by 20 Hobo's

 

[Lemmen]

Because I tried to stab it.

 

[Haywire]

Because I tried to stab it.

I dont recall anyone asking you?

To get to the other side!!!!

@hatchingdraggon Why didn't the skeleton  go to the party? 

Because he was buried underground and had difficulties leaving his metal coffin? 

 

[Jasper Rogers]

To get to the other side!!!!

@hatchingdraggon Why didn't the skeleton  go to the party? 

Cus' he had no body to go with!

 

[Omar E]

KFC butchers attempting murder, 75k bounty and put in prison for 15 mins.

 

[Anonymous Bat]

because she Hate try go from mayor office to the market @RIP