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Reiss Triton

5m giveaway

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Banjo Jo

I'm Banjo Jo, best taxi driver in Kavala.

 

Simple.

I win.

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Blanco Bullet

Answer this riddle " 2 + 2 times 4 = " 🤐

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Mr Coco
17 minutes ago, badbullet said:

Answer this riddle " 2 + 2 times 4 = " 🤐

Why didn’t you just use “x”?

 

Cheese and crackers 

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CSI Gremlin

I'd love to give a reason as to why i should win it , however wife has already spent it 😛

 

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CaptainScrumpy

 

 

Can I tell jokes is that okay... Okay ill try..... 

 

WHY ARE THERE NO FAT PEOPLE IN JAPAN?

 

Last Time they had a Fatman 80.000 People died

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Keven Stewart

What does a police officer says to his belly? 

"You are under a vest"

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Surgay

I mean I'm papi surgay, nothing more to it

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MrLongSlong

Don’t be silly cover ur willy!

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Mattay

what do you call a fly with no wings?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A WALK

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Ayres

I'll donate 80% of the money to a joke contest in Kavala square.

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Owen Stanton

no u

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Nalurah
3 hours ago, OG Reiss said:

5m giveaway to some random dude who i think leaves the best comment on why you should win!

 

Winner will be chosen tonight at 10pm!

Only dudes can get it?!

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SGT Ronin

@OG Reiss invest the 5 mil into my spice dealing, and i'm sure i could round up a couple crackheads to help empty a whole vault for you while you talk to cops.

i'd say around 52 cats on my line.

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joshlugg

£5mil? Try not to break ur bank otherwise u will have to break into a bank... oh wait....

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Snowbionekenobi

Police: Hands up or be taxed!

hobo:what if I want to be tazed?

police"empty's 200round box of rubbers"

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