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TacticalHotdog

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After the bank job last night, some mentalist drove straight through these guys chopper, dropping half a dozen of them dead and no medics online...glad I had a medkit handy xD

 
ahh the aged technique of Bum-hole CPR
Yes indeed, I was watching it as it happened... I believe the joystick got lodged up his ass so this kind man removed it. (Not going to lie he enjoyed it being removed that much he stuck it back up to get a bit of pleasure)

 
Yes indeed, I was watching it as it happened... I believe the joystick got lodged up his ass so this kind man removed it. (Not going to lie he enjoyed it being removed that much he stuck it back up to get a bit of pleasure)
I'm not a Doctor or anything but all that blood, it might get infected, at the very least he'll be walking like John Wayne for a while.

 
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You would be shocked at the amount of people complaining of rectal injuries on altis, i would say a good 50% of medical conditions have a rectal abnormality

 
You would be shocked at the amount of people complaining of rectal injuries on altis, i would say a good 50% of medical conditions have a rectal abnormality
It is an alarming number indeed. I've lost count of the bum related incidents/injuries I've been too. I just wonder what they get up too in the hills of Altis or in there homes!

 
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