An important message from Ugandan Airlines

[Filihut]

Ugandan Airlines​

30/08/2018​

RIP Boi Frogman

Today at 21:24 the body of Boi Frogman was found. He was found with multiple bullet wounds in his body and a single shot in the head.

We have today lost a brilliant colleague and I have lost a brother.

Tomorrow (31/08) at 13:00 we will hold a small ceremony where his body will be flown into the water in his plane, the way he has always wanted it.

War on IB

Police recovered video tape from my brothers vestcam and has shown that he was chased down by at least 6 rebels with ilegal firearms, they shot at his tires and forced him to step out of the vehicle where they then threatened him and shot him.

The vest cam reveals that the gang that chased Boi was IB, also known as Inglourious Bastards. They told him to “Stop the vehicle or IB will shoot your vehicle”.

We contacted Police Constable Jesper G who was the last person to talk to my brother. He has told us that one of the people involved was a person by the name of Reagan. We also asked the constable on how he feels about the rebel organisations on the island and he answered:

“The rebel organisations and the gangs on the island are a severe threat to the island. Personally I'd like to see a drastic reduction in illegal firearms to reduce the supply of it so access is worse as well as more expensive pricing for criminal gangs and organisations to acquire firearms. Currently from my patrol experience it seems that acquiring an illegal firearm is children's work considering the vast amount of illegal firearms we encounter and confiscate everyday. These criminal organisations and gangs would be a lot easier to deal with if we could strangle their access to illegal weapons and the next step would be to shut down their illegal activities to stop them from funding their criminal activity.”

The Footage and the interview with the officer has lead to Ugandan Airlines starting a war against IB and any other disgusting organisations that associate themselves with them. It’s war against illegal organisations that exploit, rob and kill innocent people like my brother. Our goal with the war is to have these organisations away from Altis, in body bags or behind bars.

We will keep on fighting the war until:

We have gotten rid of ALL visible illegal firearms.

People can safely do runs without worrying for their lives.

Police don’t have to carry rifles in order to protect the public.

This also means that Ugandan Airlines won’t fly with/for anyone that has a visible illegal firearm. (Excluding allies and Police)

- CEO Filihut

 

[Bob Wilkinson]

Mr CEO Big Man Filihut,​

I'm sorry for your loss of Mr Frogman, I'm sure his death will be heavily mourned. However, I regret to inform you that shortly before the aforementioned events we recieved a distress call from an Inglorious Bastard about being held at gunpoint at a rebel-owned weaponry purchasing facility. This is the reason why Mr Frogman was taken away from the scene and disposed of by this particular method. IB apologise again for your loss but in cases like this, you have probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business, we in the killing business.​

And Mr Snakehut, business is booming.​

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Inglourious Bastards Public Relations Department​

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[Katze]

Good luck fighting this war. As a small purchaser and distributor of illegal firearms, you won’t get sellers such as myself off the streets that easily - especially if you’re fighting the war with legal weapons such as rooks and other pea shooters. 

 

[Filihut]

Good luck fighting this war. As a small purchaser and distributor of illegal firearms, you won’t get sellers such as myself off the streets that easily - especially if you’re fighting the war with legal weapons such as rooks and other pea shooters. 

We don't nescesarily want to get firearms away from the streets, we just want them away from the public so they can feel safe again.

 

[Albiston]

We were going to let Mr. frogman swim away in the sea but he dared us to shoot and kill him. However when he approached he told me he was here to rob people and shortly after murdered one of IB's member, MattB, who we have not mourned as the toxicity since is on a record low. His death could have been avoided if he wasnt so silly. May he rest in peace.

 

[REEEEEEagan]

Oh fuk IT IS WAT IT ISSSSSS  

You will never find me I'll keep on doing as I please natural selection - Reeeeeagan

Sent from inonamouse source 

(XD)

Erm I promise no Reagan his brother from Scandinavia @Martin Friss @JesperG