FriendlyFireGuy

Fucking demons in Tanoa. Stay out of the jungle!

Fucking hell, even my ankles are sweating, this HEAT!

Wahay! ??

It's so fucking hot - It feels my balls are sat in a bowl of warm water - I'm that sweaty.

Looking forward to playing as a cop on Tanoa tonight (if I can get in). The prospect of RPing in a town without getting shot within 2minutes is giving me a semi.

Just ate my body weight in steak - can't move. Probably should try and offload this meat.

Fun evening tonight, thanks to the cops and civs who made it great tonight! See ya tomorrow! x

Epic police patrol tonight, much fun with Watney and Ivhan

New map update is awesome - can't get a car out at Athira Police HQ though - unless it's hidden somewhere!

Watched Coldplay at Wembley last night - My.Fucking.God. Incredible!

That had to be the busiest patrol ever...ending with a kidnapping. Mega fun!

My God -'Salt' comments are the new 'butt hurt' comments. Meh. 

Well, there's always the World Cup!

Morning all! It's midday and I'm still in bed, winner!

Sorry to see some Athira cops leave today - I hope you enjoy your new lives and our paths cross soon! Love Yas long time! X

Officially going to be off work for a while! Altislife is the only life for me for a bit!

Well, that was a hostile bankjob - Respond and get shot through the windscreen 200m from the bank.

Saves me having to endure it I guess.

My dog just farted. It FUCKING stinks. I can't walk due to a foot injury #FuckingTorture.

Ironically, the dog caused my foot injury and is now farting in my bedroom and i'm unable to move.

#getacat

I'm still on holiday in France. Rained every day. Sucks. French woman drove into my pick up. Sucks.

I reversed my truck into a concrete post.sucks.

Can't play Altislife. Double sucks.

Truck somehow only has a scratch as a result. Less suck.

You're profile picture is really sexy