Gurlanin

Just did my Fire and Rescue Service selection day here in Gloucester. That was a lot of fun, but I'm absolutely shattered now.

Almost at 1000 posts. Wow.

Got myself invited to Gloucestershire Fire and Rescue selection day this coming Saturday. Not sure if I should be happy, or worried that I now need to exercise more regularly ....

I really don't like the acronym "APD". We're not American! We're don't have a Police 'Department'! We have a Police Service.

There is a huge difference.

Instead of saying "I'm taking him to PD", use the correct term 'station' and say "I'm taking him to the station." If you're feeling really down with the kids, you can replace 'station' with 'nick'.
Instead of using 'APD', use 'the police' or 'APS', which stands for 'Altis Police Service'.

If I hear one more person from the police saying "PD" one more time, I think I might snap. I will almost definitely arrest them for swearing in public.

Going to log on to have a nice relaxing day .......

I hope.

If someone kidnaps me, please remember that I deserve a break and that somewhere by the pool would be best.

Still proud of my little promo clip - 

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- I'm going to make some full length episodes when I get back and start recording again.

The Zamak Response Unit - Coming Soon.

Am I playing games whilst listening to The Raider's March?

I am playing games whilst listening to The Raider's March!

https://www.twitch.tv/gurlani - Streaming!!!

New Profile Song!

Official theme song of the Altis Police Zamak Response Unit!

Benefits of not being able to sleep: Altis has late night/early morning police!

Is this sparkly enough for you? 

Who else has Elite: Dangerous?

Apart from Lionel. We all know you're not elite nor dangerous

Got my blue shiny name! Woot woot!

I've been playing Elite Dangerous in my down time. Got to love those space ships!

Any objections to arming the police with lovely explosives? No? Good.

*Grabs explosive bag*

Had this idea for a while now: Player Run Legal Businesses - Forums, TS, and in-game

Does anyone know if there is a keybinding, or an option for a keybinding, that would allow me to switch the Advanced Flight Module on or off? It's really useful for some things (like taxiing helicopters and scaring hobos), but there are times when I just need to be able to switch it off quickly...

Think I'm going to go and patrol Tanoa. Anyone want to come with me?

Am I the only one who has the urge to blow things up every now and then?