Louie Austino

Whats the difference between a £15 Steak and a £45 Steak? Ones bought on Valentines Day........ In all fairness the best was to save money on Valentines Day is to be Single...... It could save you sooooo much money!!!

So @Andreas Lykke We took inspiration from your wonderful piece of art and decided to make our own but whos is whos??? @Sunset @Meeloo @SGT Yankee and myself.

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When you go and spend a night with ya mates in the town over the weekend, forget what happened, have severe back ache, look in mirror at back and noticed 5 straight lines of bruises from where you fell down some stairs ..........

When you get your First RPUK Proper Gunfight Frags and you have only been here just under a year!

Contemplating going to sleep or just staying staring blankly at the PC screen for a while.

I'm just sitting here refreshing the forums for something exciting to pop up, but who am I kidding it 01:30 AM for god's sake!

Happy Birthday to the NHS's Lord and saviour! The One and Only @CMO Norman!  xxxx 

Oh and Merry Crimbo Peasants x

Just so you lot can keep an eye on the fat man ......

https://www.noradsanta.org/

Ohhh Yeah, Get in! Tescos are selling Salt and Vinegar Pringles for £1 ! Gotta love some S&V

^ That makes me sound so poor and so peasanty

Some People make me feel so much better about myself and how I'm not like them and their ungratefulness ........... 

Thanks, @DjHolyChirst For the Morphine!!!!!!

My Amazing Paint skills are once again Portrayed in my NEW festive Profile Logo!! 

Everyone says I'm a grinch as I hate people celebrating Christmas before December but believe me as soon as its the 1st Boom decorations will be up and ill be the most festive person around! 

My Ping is the most unpredictable in the world! One minute it is 20 the next its 2089???? WHY WHY WHY!?

Tiime for the Austino Hobo Helper to come into action, travelling around in my blue van offering free backpacks, clothes, Hats and GPS to all. Wait Don' Forget the TEA aswell

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Is it possible to get some peeps on this plug.dj by RPUK and get it Populated? Quite nice to hear different styles of songs and see what you all listen too  

https://plug.dj/roleplayuk 

Uuuuuuhhhh, Don't you just love sifting through hundreds of Work emails trying to find what ones you need to keep and which ones need to go! The Painstaking process continues ...

So 3 days after the release of the new DLC I'm still downloading it, so far its been around 13 hours of actively downloading and we are now Finally nearing the finial hour COME ON!!!

Boi we have a lot to talk about when you are back

Finially finished in the land of the Scots, so traveling back to Altis Tomorrow and I'll get to see y'all again at Devils Bend after you've crashed your car and I've recvieved a dispatch to you! Or something like that?! I've missed handing out lollie pops to hobos after they have stubbed their toe on the kerb in Kavala

Well For those who it affects (So No one but ill say it anyway), I off on the wonderful every 3 months Contract review up in Sunny Scotland.  Basically talk to Customers, Contractors and others about Business Things. So I'm not gonna be active for the Following week from the 21st upto hopefully the 27th, if all goes well. But Ill still Pop onto the Forums and dig my self a lovely little burrow into threads if i catch the chance!

- Louie Austino