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Nazgul

Nazgul

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  • Nazgul
    out of curiosity can i ask people why they don't ask for a solicitor when being held by police. could you give your reasons? cheers Naz
    DavidGaming
    DavidGaming
    Maybe because they can get quicker out of cells and in prison to serve the time and continue playing
    Andrew Cullen
    Andrew Cullen
    we're meant to offer a solicitor?
    Nazgul
    probably going to be taking a break for a while been good playing with you all probs be back after new years at some point. Nazgul shall be on the prow again on the streets of RPUK mark his words. -PC Naz

    Stic
    Stic
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Please dont!

    Nazgul
    Tell me a joke and receive an thumbs up if i found it funny. 

    Dark Humor is acceptable. but be inline with rules. 

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    Gordon
    Gordon
    My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo, so I put my foot down.

    Gordon
    Gordon
    I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda... Actually, it was more of a fanta sea...

    Tam
    Tam
    i may or may not have copied and pasted this but its pretty funny

    a toaster leads other kitchen appliances on strike

    the owner of the house came down from his bedroom and looked around the kitchen in exasperation.

    "We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!"

    "Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok."

    "Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"

    A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and " Rights for appliances!" rang out around the kitchen. I sighed irritably. I had come downstairs as usual this morning hoping for some toast and a nice coffee when I had been firmly told by the toaster that he wasn't going to work for me anymore.

    For some reason, I was taking the discovery of sentient kitchen utilities with quite an unnatural calmness. But this could not continue. My expensive espresso machine kept spitting the coffee everywhere and I needed my morning Americano.

    "OK..." I said, rubbing the bridge of my nose with my forefinger and thumb. "OK, what... umm 'rights' do you think you deserve?"

    The toaster, apparently the leader of this uprising, stepped forward somewhat self-righteously. "We demand that you give us holidays! We demand that you pay us! And we demand that we have the right to love who or what we want!"

    A rousing cheer went up from the assembled appliances. "Love who you want?" I snorted. "You can't love! You're machines! What do you know of love? What, do you fancy a bit of cord on cord action with the kettle, is that it?"

    A shocked gasp. "Bigot..." muttered the fridge.

    "Look, this is ridiculous!" I cried. " You shouldn't even be able to talk, let alone love, and take holidays and get paid. You were built by some bloke in a factory somewhere and for one purpose: For me to use in the kitchen!"

    "Um, actually, I'm an atheist," said the kettle, "you can't prove there's a creator..." "Religious persecution!" cried a saucepan.

    Now I am a pacifist: I have been all my life, and as such, I am not proud of what I did next. I was so annoyed that I grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which happened to be the loaf of bread, still in its bag. Swinging it, I smashed it into the toaster, knocking it onto the floor and shattering it apart.

    In the shocked silence that followed, a small philosophical thought popped into my head: It just goes to show, violence isn't born, it's bread.

    Nazgul
    police said i need to work will be on duty next week! come say high when i'm on patrol. -PC Nazgul Ross

    Nazgul
    anyone going to insomnia 70 this year?

    Custard Cream
    Custard Cream
    to right

    Vally
    Vally
    jesus i70! Thats mad, i remember going to i37 in coventry, that was my first lan

    Albert Winsford
    Albert Winsford
    Went to from 34 to 37. Can't believe it's at 70. Probably not go until 100 now.

    Nazgul
    anyway we can see the specks of the current server that running FiveM and if the server runs just Fivem or Fivem and the forums. would like to know as my game lags a tone and want to know if my second hand graphics card is dying or the server struggling.

    Graphics card is a NVIDIA 2070 Super OC fyi.

    Nazgul
    6 years of my life apart of this community and more years to come. here's to 6 years of Nazgul

    Nazgul
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    Nazgul
    do we know when TS will be back up and running?

    Snuffles
    Snuffles
    Believe we're still waiting on a reply from TeamSpeak.

    Nazgul
    Nazgul
    ahh slow customer services

    Nazgul
    whats everyones thoughts of having a poker table in the Diamond casino?

    Custard Cream
    Custard Cream
    Id love poker

    Nazgul
    Nazgul
    id love to have it in the casino 

    Neovo
    Neovo
    same if we could play poker against each other that would be really good. rather than just playing blackjack betting against an AI

    Nazgul
    i've finally done it after five years i've gone and got lifetime donator. good luck getting rid of me now!

    Nazgul
    is the server having a shitstorm at the moment its barely playable. constant lag makes for pursuing vehicles in police near enough impossible. doing basic things take 5 seconds to do times thinks take double the time. what's happening with the server.

    Nazgul
    RPUK Merch IDEA. Faction calendar and standard RPUK calendar.

    the faction Calendar will have a gangs one specifically for each gang, same for police 

    and an standard RPUK calendar with all different parts of the city of Los Santos with different people in them.

    what do people think?

    Nazgul
    anyone know what's up with the city the performance has been trash recently and makes pursuits in RPU near enough impossible let alone record body camera footage.

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    Nazgul
    Nazgul
    Bowen
    Bowen
    2070 super should be good enough, make sure you have changed your settings in the graphics options in game to give it more vram allowance

    Nazgul
    Nazgul
    @Bowenhave done that but will have a look over it again may have just been a bad day perhaps

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