Zeito

Dont grow up too fast kids, one day YOU will have to clean mold out of your washing machine.

Why have Abs when you can have kebabs? Especially when they're BOGOF.

So far my day is going like this !!! 
 

direct lift from ticket with redaction
Is there a way to print [PRODUCT] even if [SERVER] is offline? Then record the print when [SERVER] goes back online? 

No YOU FUCKING retard, How the hell do you suppose to send the print job to a printer if there is no connection !!!! 
This guy is supposed to be technical !!! WTF I GIVE UP 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Make your hobby your job, and you never work a day in your life! 

Just gave a SQL admin Brown trousers LOL
 

They fucked up the account for the installation date so they had to give us sa for sql  

you could hear the fear in his voice and the fact it took him 5 min to type the bloody password, double checking he was allowed to input each char !!! 

A bit dark and flickery, but caught this slo-mo rally car at Circuit of Ireland 2016 

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You are a polymorphously perverse individual, Mr. Data.

Hello Zeito I hear your the local computer genius so I need to ask do you know if my computer can run arma 3? 



Pic for reference

damn that's a nice profile pic, followed

Omg back to work after 2 weeks off. 5 hours sleep. Rekt. Why do i never work from home?!

S7 Edge + Gear VR has arrived 3 days early, and i'm getting outta work early to collect it. Hells Yeah.

Mass-porting mobiles in work. Call number of our SMS modem to check. Answered: "Hello this is Bill?". *click* Who the fuck is Bill?!

Mmmm new S7 Edge + Gear VR ordered.

Will the exile server be going online?

I feel a 1D coming...

Some colleagues need their head out of their arse.

Perks of work - free hardware! Just got an EE femtocell access point for nada!

Should do some work, but really just cant be arsed? It's a struggle.

Ugh back to work. Only had 4 hours sleep. Christ.

So I'm not down with what's cool anymore - can someone explain what Exile is for me?