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Why three?

Well... I bet that worked out nicely! Of all the people...

I'm not sure what that means...

Google Docs are blocked at work -.- I'd sit and fix the police documents otherwise xD

I'm a man of great resource xD

It's a stamp!

You know, I haven't yet! I'm going to read it after my lunch :D God I wish Waltychops was still here to help with the Riddle...

I was going for the every post thing, but @Axolotl got scared and told me off :( "MANS GOT PEAS INIT"

I would, but then my bosses might notice that I'm sat doing absolutely nothing of note. I'm typing non stop to give the illusion of hard work you see.  (Not just a pretty face)

The bar was knocked down :(

Yes you are. If you're a maniac with a gun and a cop doesn't at least make it look like he's doing what you ask of him, it's perfectly good RP to just shoot him, however it's better RP to shoot him in the leg to show that you're not joking first. Lots of people would probably report you if you...

So... Today, I have to work a 9 hour day with a half hour lunch break and I only have about 2 hours worth of work to do because my boss 'forgot' to sign a contract with the Solicitors we use... SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME PLZ Thanks x

I really want to read these at work, because I'm incredibly bored... But it would probably be a bit cheeky, so I'll wait till I'm home xD Good to see something this involving on here, keep it up!

We went to clear my drawers out shortly after...

LOLOLOLOL xD Gotta love the Twitter feed xD

It was Ryans! xD

I'm going to bed, I'll demote them tomorrow.

Well that was embarrassing xD 

It's actually 10 minutes they're allowed to camp drug areas for. However, if they've seen something even slightly suspicious, hanging around isn't camping as they're keeping an eye on what they believe is illegal activity and thus doing their jobs as officers. If you've seen us, we've more than...

OH SHIT