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This was my second attempt at taking a delivery of Dr HANS' Bagic Beans from Kavala to the UNMC base. Here are some of the people that I met. Cpl. Malley, cpl. gdz, Pfc. Scott, Maj. icarus, LCpl. Mecidon, Pvt. Spanners, SgtM. Eddylane, Pvt. Josh, LCpl. Peanutcat, Pvt. Bobby S.  

“We'll call him has a nice smile. HANS.“ his mother said, her eyes wide and proud. “pffft, HANS, “ his father nose became wrinkled as he grimaced, “how about has a nasty smell?” “He was born in a ditch, of course he's going to smell a bit. Oh, look, he's waking up” whispered the mother. HANS...

Stu wanted to take me to see his house, and after I'd make him pinky promise that he wasn't going to rob me I got in his car. He managed to get about 100m or so before his first crash. After another 200m and a short 'discussion' with him about where I come from he crashed again but locked me in...

...a TIL thread and I cba searching the entire forum to see if one already exists, but I've have just been having a good look through the rules and today I learned that RDM doesn't apply in the red zones. It made me chuckle because only the other day I escorted someone to a rebel area so they...

I love Altis (especially Kavala) and I am totally fine with banter and being told how I sound like Paul O'Grady (which is not much IMO) but I will reprimand anyone that has a pop and then tries to pull a vanishing act before giving me a chance to spend at least 10 minutes banging on about it. :P

Banana was adamant I should speak in Arabic so I agreed to a learn there and then. I forgot to put background music in and subtitles are a minefield so I skipped adding those!  

He asked if I'd give him money to sing and it's probably the longest song I can think of. Went and made a rod for my own back there as it took quite a while to edit.  

 I went down to to 'do some reporting' at the HM treasury with Bobby Shmurda and Scanners and ended up on the roof having a chat with DSGT Angellfall and SPC Harald Jordfr.  

I walk about Kavala saying hello and stuff!

I recently picked a few free keys for online team space ship shoot and fly game Fractured Space. Here is a video of me playing my first game of it. It's a bit like World of Warships but in space. If you like the look of the game send me a message and I'll send you a Steam key. :) EDIT: All...

The other day I got the Mixed Digital Preview Ticket from Humble Bundle. The games are all demos and I recorded five out of the nine in the bundle. One was an interesting looking one about being a cop but it is for HTC Vive only. Two were local co-op and I don't have any friends because I am a...

There's an interesting helicopter on the roof of the hospital so I go and investigate to see what it's all about. Some secret missions or something! I also carry on with starting to begin planning some ideas about how we can maybe start picking some weed. Perhaps.  

So after meeting up with Bear we set off to do some weed related stuff. First stop is a workforce!

As I am having a stroll in Kavala I bump into a chap with a big long name so I help him shorten it and I also meet a bloke called Bear.

Hallo So I haven't been on Altis for a while as I've had pc sound issues and also I got Fallout 4 but I'm back with new improved videos featuring double digit FPS, draw distance over 10ft and me getting lost because everything has changed. In this video I meet some flipping robbers and a...

After bonding with the robber of my shop I meet a security expert, a murderer, an over zealous policeman and a medic that for a price will provide 'special extras'. @Drew @Jamz @PaulS @fatruff3

OK, so I've been trying for ages to figure out how to embed a video on the forum. I've tried iframes and BB code but I can't do it. Can anyone help me out? It's driving me bonkers! Cheers :)

Being the trusting chap that I am I take a chance and get into a car with a stranger. To be honest my hobo sense was tingling from the get go but it had been a long day. https://youtu.be/nSWGPWABob4 Anyway, hope everyone has a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year. :) Lots of Love HANS xxx

After failing at my previous jobs I try an occupation that I hope will be a little safer and result in me getting shot less. :) https://youtu.be/b9v2oziCdL4

I join the newly formed Hobo Division of Altis Police and make my first arrest. What could possibly go wrong? https://youtu.be/ROTdHbWw4Hg