Ask Dredd (By popular demand (Tampax))

[Mr Gibbins]

Do you piss while standing or sitting?

I'd usually stand.

Do you sprinkle when you tinkle?

 

[Dredd]

Do you sprinkle when you tinkle?

Absolutely not. And if I were to sprinkle while I tinkled, I'd be neat and wipe the seat.

Next question.

 

[Mr Gibbins]

Ok..... but......  If you spent a penny and only farted would you sit there broken hearted?

 

[Dredd]

Ok..... but......  If you spent a penny and only farted would you sit there broken hearted?

Yes.

Next question.

 

[Varife]

AR or NCA?

 

[SPC James Mike]

Pineapple on pizza?

 

[Mr Gibbins]

Yes, 'n' how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died

 

[SI Ali Barber]

If your standing behind a clock, is it still going clockwise?


If a cyclops closes one eye is it a blink or a wink?

Is the word Queue said by just "Q" and "ueue" are just silent words?

Is the "S" or "C" silent in Scent?


@CSI Dredd A bunch of mind fucking questions for you, most aids'y ones i could think of.

 

[Droge Worst]

How often do you shower?

 

[Danish]

How do you know your blue is the same as my blue?

 

[The Apple Prince]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Sindre]

If you were a waiter and a customer was a jerk, would you spit in their food?

 

[Dredd]

Pineapple on pizza?

Absolutely.

 

[mmmac]

When will spurs next win the league?  *kappa*

 

[Dredd]

How do you know your blue is the same as my blue?

I've always wondered this, however, no matter how you see your blue and I see my mine, they're still the same blue.

If you were a waiter and a customer was a jerk, would you spit in their food?

No, but I'd steal a chip and let it go a bit cold.

When will spurs next win the league?  *kappa*

2018. #Yids!

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(Sorry for the slight delay )

 

[Danish]

Have you ever been in the UNMC?

 

[Dredd]

Have you ever been in the UNMC?

I have been on a couple of Police holidays, but never full time.

Next question.

 

[Starsky]

Would you rather fight one horse-sized @Vladic Ka, or one-hundred duck-sized @Vladic Ka's?

 

[Madmatt150]

Would you rather be best friends with:

Donald Trump

or

Kim Jong Un

 

[ReiSSs]

Can i be unblacklisted from the  PO PO?