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(Non-offensive) Anti jokes

Lemmen

Lemmen

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I must say, I love Anti jokes although some of them are pretty offensive, there's alot of funny non offensive Anti jokes and I'd like you guys to share some!

Here's some of my favourites/Anti-Jokes I could think of at the top of my head

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I have a Gun. Get in the van.
  • What's Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red paint.
  • What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
So yeah! Share your Anti jokes and I hope you like these as much as I do  :D

 
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? Get in the bat mobile.

 
Why was Lemmen removed from the force?

Cos he's a shit cop.

(Kappa)

 
What's big, grey and WILL kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A carpark.

 
Why did Susie fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Knock knock, who's there?

Not susie.

 
How did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't, it's in a farm, there are no roads in said farm...

 
I copied lemmen's joke without reading it :c

 
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I didnt even read that, uh THINK

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

 
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