Thoughts on the toilet.

[Vladic Ka]

[SIZE=10.5pt]So I was sitting on the toilet today doing my business as you do and I was thinking about all of the profound things that you think about when you are on the throne. I also tend to take some selfies and send them to the various groups I am part of on whatsapp but that’s another thread entirely![/SIZE]

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[SIZE=10.5pt]This thread is for you guys to post your thoughts on the toilet.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=10.5pt]What I was thinking today apart from the above:[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=10.5pt]If something that big came out of me easily does that mean it would go in as easy?[/SIZE]

 

[meow]

disgusting lol

only thoughts I have is I hope I have enough roll.

 

[Ben_Banned]

The only thought I really have is that I hope I don't get splash back, it's even worse when you have to empty your bladder before hand.

 

[Washington]

I wonder if I've been kidnapped on ALUK in the 3 minutes that I've been away from the computer clearing my bowels.

 

[Iceboob]

Reading this thread whilst on the bog. Normally I troll facebook or ppl on steam

 

[Iceboob]

That moment when you hear someone walk in, sees the toilet is occupied, then walks straight back out again. Priceless.

 

[Glides]

I usually play some fruit ninja 

 

[Vladic Ka]

I play flappy bird or forum whore it but I do have some really deep thoughts.

 

[Glides]

I play flappy bird or forum whore it but I do have some really deep thoughts.

I can't think deep things while on the porcelain throne all i can do is keep myself occupied playing games on my phone or maybe think about how annoyed my brother is waiting outside the door for me to get out

 

[Vixxy]

I just hope the toilet paper doesn't break when I wipe my arse

 

[Maik]

My precious bottom requires wetwipes and not just regular toilet paper.

I always think in the shower rather than while pushing something out.

 

[Washington]

My biggest annoyance while trying to have a poo is noise... I like to put my earphones in because quite frankly I can't stand listening to other people talk etc while I'm doing my business...

I like to listen to rainymood, or just put on a 10 hour white noise track from youtube.

 

[Vladic Ka]

I make my own music. Imagine me singing "shake it off" with intermittent forcing out of some of the lyrics.

 

[Maik]

I make my own music. Imagine me singing "shake it off" with intermittent forcing out of some of the lyrics.

That is totally me in the shower :')