Police Problems???

[ReiSSs]

So was minding my own business when i come across a distressed  man being chased by the police

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[Simon Ross]

Lmao I am the rebel in the airport building to the right just about to DC and I heard this too.  Wtf was going on...

 

[Boyd Colt]

ummmm

 

[MrLongSlong]

I am the man being chased, My name Is MrLongSlong and I am a victim of police brutality , the story is as follows.

I was on my way picking up my friend from the airport when PC Green ( Forgot the rest of his name ) went past and him being the ruthless crime fighter he is  decided to follow me to the airport , me being me and having a history with bad incidents with the police and especially that individual I ran for my life, after they later subdued my effortless attempts at escaping them I was taken to a remote house behind the airport where I was questioned and tortured with tear gas and bullets until I told the SGT at the time SGT Salmon (which I do not believe that was his real name and that his real name was actually SGT Tuna ) about an attempt to take his life, which I later denied and told him that I was merely a carpet cleaner and that someone had tired my to clean tuna out of the carpet and not kill anyone named Tuna.

After the Police's failed attempts and getting the truth from me they then proceeded  to take me to prison for 15 years ,After my time in jail I was on my way back to the airport in my trusty go kart when I found both police officers dead on the side of the road, after emptying my bladder on both of them and watching them bleed out I then left the scene, I guess I have learnt that Karma really does exists.

P.s 

I am selling the movie rights to the epic tail starting bid 50p and a slice of cheese.

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

The man being chased was a triple murderer and a robber... with only great restraint was I able to stop myself from tasing him. 

 

[MrLongSlong]

The man being chased was a triple murderer and a robber... with only great restraint was I able to stop myself from tasing him. 

This man Is a Liar! , he will soon here from my lawyers.

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

I am indeed a Lair. I house many bats and possibly a bear in my back cave. 

 

[MrLongSlong]

I am indeed a Lair. I house many bats and possibly a bear in my back cave. 

Ur sir are talking drivel! you clearly are not fit to be a police man!

 

[ReiSSs]

Ur sir are talking drivel! you clearly are not fit to be a police man!

is that you in your profile picture?

 

[MrLongSlong]

is that you in your profile picture?

No, an old friend.

 

[Tuna]

No fish were hurt in the making of this film.

 

[MrLongSlong]

No fish were hurt in the making of this film.

The only thing that was hurt was the reputation of my legitimate not made up cleaning business.

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

I want you inside.... my jail cell EXEDEE

 

[MrLongSlong]

I want you inside.... my jail cell EXEDEE

Another example of how he grossly abuses his power and flaunts the fact that he can send people to jail.

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

You would prefer me to give murderers flowers? also you didn't  have to run I only wanted to talk, when you made the decision to run you sealed your own fate.

EXEDEE

 

[MrLongSlong]

You would prefer me to give murderers flowers? also you didn't  have to run I only wanted to talk, when you made the decision to run you sealed your own fate.

EXEDEE

fake news.

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

Slander

 

[MrLongSlong]

Slander

You Slandered my legitimate cleaning business with your false accusations! 

 

[CSI Greenhalgh]

"Leave me alone I need to make money" Quoth the LongSlong 2018