Recent content by Cannon Fodder HANS

I went to the Hospital and also the Police Station but nobody would talk to me. The truck was stolen in Kavala by some chaps but as they're magical homing beans I imagine my truck and beans will be OK :) I know. I wasn't even going to upload it to be honest. There's something wrong with my pc...

This was my second attempt at taking a delivery of Dr HANS' Bagic Beans from Kavala to the UNMC base. Here are some of the people that I met. Cpl. Malley, cpl. gdz, Pfc. Scott, Maj. icarus, LCpl. Mecidon, Pvt. Spanners, SgtM. Eddylane, Pvt. Josh, LCpl. Peanutcat, Pvt. Bobby S.  

Thanks and thanks to Shambala12 also (posting from phone so can't tag). As the title says it's only the beginning. Look at it as the origin story of HANS, hopefully more will follow. But in the meantime the take away for anyone who's interested is this... NEVER let me to fly your helicopter...

“We'll call him has a nice smile. HANS.“ his mother said, her eyes wide and proud. “pffft, HANS, “ his father nose became wrinkled as he grimaced, “how about has a nasty smell?” “He was born in a ditch, of course he's going to smell a bit. Oh, look, he's waking up” whispered the mother. HANS...

crazed mannerisms, then

At least he didn't try and bore you to death with a big long story that went nowhere slowly! :)

Stu wanted to take me to see his house, and after I'd make him pinky promise that he wasn't going to rob me I got in his car. He managed to get about 100m or so before his first crash. After another 200m and a short 'discussion' with him about where I come from he crashed again but locked me in...

...a TIL thread and I cba searching the entire forum to see if one already exists, but I've have just been having a good look through the rules and today I learned that RDM doesn't apply in the red zones. It made me chuckle because only the other day I escorted someone to a rebel area so they...

apocalyptic game character's

This. I saw the thread title and was going to reply, but without knowing the type of things you may enjoy it's a pretty hard question answer. I do have one recommendation that I can give and that is Weaveworld by Clive Barker. It's a book I've read multiple times. It's a dark fantasy book and...

I love Altis (especially Kavala) and I am totally fine with banter and being told how I sound like Paul O'Grady (which is not much IMO) but I will reprimand anyone that has a pop and then tries to pull a vanishing act before giving me a chance to spend at least 10 minutes banging on about it. :P

Banana was adamant I should speak in Arabic so I agreed to a learn there and then. I forgot to put background music in and subtitles are a minefield so I skipped adding those!  

Well it definitely looks like it took ages to do. I toyed with the idea of putting subtitles in my latest vid but there are so many ways it could go wrong! :)

No, no, no. NO! The subtitles make the video ace mate. I get that it takes ages to do but they kept me watching 'cos they were so funny. Out of interest, how long did it take to edit?