Haywire

My forum rep...

Now how am I supposed to measure my self-worth...?

AEGIS acquired a couple of police vehicles, including a chopper, and used them instead of our regular security vehicles when providing our free protection. They were an excellent deterrent, and I think it looked pretty cool...

Well I almost experienced death. Driving in the dark and rain on a country road at 50mph, suddenly hit a flooded area of the road (couldn't see it until I was in it). It was like driving in the pacific ocean. I throw hazards on and brake slowly through it as to avoid skidding, but a car coming the other way also hits the water and starts sliding toward me. I'm blaring my horn and moving to the side, all whilst this car just misses me. Bloody terrifying!

Oh and I came back to find my dog had shit on the bed

Oculus Quest or Valve Index?

Found this old screenshot of me reaching 2,500 km/h in my police SUV...

For those wondering, this was when NPAS was very new and didn't have a helicopter fleet

modern art in Kavala

F*ck me this is feudalism!!

@Ace J Hunter 

I lied about the cement runs

I want my 20 mill back 

Just want to thank everyone from the community for their support yesterday! Lots of people kindly reached out. 

Following a conversation I had with a friend, I have spoken to the police and social services which I believe to be the best course of action.

Thanks again

Got a brand new Echo Dot (3rd Gen) for sale if anyone's interested. I'm thinking £35, shoot me a message!

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Some scrawny unemployed good-for-nothing cock sucking window licking Twilight watching chav admiring coffee drinking rat looking maggots stole my bike from the bike shed at work. 

Geniuses thought it a good idea to steal from a law firm and get their ugly mugs on the CCTV.

this angry rant may not get my bike back but at least I'll get views on my profile

THIS GUY PHOTOCOPIES FOR A LIVING

Curious if anyone in the UK has taken (or is taking) the CILEx route to qualify as a lawyer and would be willing to share their experiences?

Results of my £200,000,000 Giveaway announced!

Hey admins, are there any rules preventing me from hosting a 200 million giveaway?

Entry would be free ... 

at least ..

It wouldn't cost money..

If your birthday on the forums is correct...happy belated birthday

I have a spare 7 Days to Die steam key to give away. Message me if you want it and I'll give it to someone at random. Please only message me if you actually want to play the game so that it can go to someone who wants it

My rebellion against Poseidon is going to plan

Poseiden has just made a powerful enemy. They settled their base around my dome sweet dome and forcefully evicted me. I will bring a concealed handgun to the border, they'll never know what hit them! Oh, and I won't pay the visitor tax when I come to visit my gran! I'll also bring a friend along, he doesn't agree with the use of firearms but he dresses well. Watch out, smelly fish people!