How do you make a cup of tea?

[DJ]

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Only acceptable way to make tea, it's rank just have a coffee, you wet wipes

 

[Astrid Belski]

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Only acceptable way to make tea, it's rank just have a coffee, you wet wipes

Coffee all the way!

 

[John Lawn]

Yorkshire Gold or bust!

 

[lyferc]

Microwave water

Get cup ready

Put bleach in cup

T - Bag in cup

Microwaved water in cup

Stir it sip it and drink it

Best tea in your life.

 

[Paru]

Cup of good ol' Tetleys! 

Cup - Hot Water + Teabag, then add milk, squeeze the bag twice pull out and plop in 2 sugars - the perfect tea!

 

[Father]

Mine

Take off headset:

Shout my wife's name:

Fresh cuppa:

 

[John Fletcher]

[No message]

 

[SixtyTwoSixx]

i hate everything

 

[Greg Archer]

2 sugars (1 if i'm feeling like a moody twat) proper strong i'm talking a drip of milk. Drink it straight out the kettle, don't care if my tongue gets burnt. Proper brew.

 

[Bowen]

Mine

Take off headset:

Shout my wife's name:

Fresh cuppa:

I tried this but my tea tastes suspiciously like piss....

 

[Zulufighter]

Go on computer - Search up roleplay.co.uk - Go on 'How do you make a cup of tea?' - Follow instructions - Make a cup to tea cause I couldn't before

 

[30K]

Who the hell puts sugar in their tea?! Damn disgrace and ruining it!

1. Boil Kettle

2. Tea Bag in.

3. Pour in boiling.

4. Give it a little stir for 10 seconds or so.

5. Leave for a few minutes to brew.

6. Another little stir, tea bag out.

7. Dash of milk, not a lot, we like the strong stuff.

8. Another little stir and walla! Perfect.

 

[John Fletcher]

My cuppa tea usually consists of sugar, milk, and coffee

 

[Paru]

I tried this but my tea tastes suspiciously like piss....

Can vouch, poor method of tea making due to odd smelling brew

 

[adaco]

straight in the bin

Hello Edward

 

[Reecey]

Hello Edward

Hello Lucas 

 

[Vally]

Boil water, 

Bag in,

Water over bag,

wait,

wait longer,

wait a little more,

Squeeze the bag,

Bin it,

Milk in,

Sugar if you take it,

Enjoy tea made properly.

Truer words hath never been spoketh!

 

[Drex]

10-Step Guide To Happiness.

1. Find a large cup.
2. Boil water.
3. Put Tea Bag into large cup.
4. Pour water into cup.
5. Add sugar
6. Add milk
7. Stir
8. Remove tea bag, squeeze it upon removal.
9. Pour tea into sink, grab a clean glass and pour 12cl of 'Ron Zacapa Royal'. 
10. Enjoy a real drink.

 

[Vally]

1. Find a large cup.
2. Boil water.
3. Put Tea Bag into large cup.
4. Realise you've completely lost grip on reality.

6. Take out Tea Bag from Large cup.
5. Pour copious amounts of delicious freshly ground Tesco value Coffee in. 
6. Chuck some water in.
7. Chuck some milk in.
8. Drink until your hearts content (Normally around 4-5 cups to get there).

 

[KennethZoid]

Im gunna be that guy:

1. Get mug

2. milk in

3. Sugar in x2

4. Boil kettle

5. Pour boiling water in

6. stir

Please insult me in anyway you wish x