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  1. Lewis Jacobs

    Found Piliboef

    Leaked footage of @Piliboef @ Got Talent
  2. Lewis Jacobs

    So am I :D U heard of verbose memes?

    So am I :D U heard of verbose memes?
  3. Lewis Jacobs

    I know, it is... I dont know how actually, but I've actually never done it. And Norman, it was...

    I know, it is... I dont know how actually, but I've actually never done it. And Norman, it was never my intention to create drama. I was just informing my dear friend that I have never eaten a peach and that currently, apples are my favourite kind of fruit. I have told this to him before, and...
  4. Lewis Jacobs

    Tbh I've never eaten a peach but I assume I'll prefer apples

    Tbh I've never eaten a peach but I assume I'll prefer apples
  5. Lewis Jacobs

    Joined an RTU Patrol.

    First this... ...and then this. Am I supposed to read your mind? Is that why I was wrong, because I couldn't? Cow is licking the bread
  6. Lewis Jacobs

    Joined an RTU Patrol.

    Then please be accurate in the future, as people would like to hear accurate facts, not maxima or minima to makd it look cool. Science is about averages, not extrema. R E S P E C T P H Y S I C S
  7. Lewis Jacobs

    Joined an RTU Patrol.

    v=x/t x=v*t x= 2km/h*1/6h x=1/3km You claim to have driven a total distance of roughly 1 km at speeds as low as 2km/h for 5-10 minutes. You, my sir, just lied >:( Isn't your name sciencefreak?
  8. Lewis Jacobs

    New way to take police hostage

    For once, you already made up for that earlier today
  9. Lewis Jacobs

    Streaming as a medic on rpuk

    Alright, I'll write this: Welcome back, our eternal leader, may you spread communism on altis
  10. Lewis Jacobs

    What up

    I have none i think nvm i have profile picture award or smth
  11. Lewis Jacobs

    Streaming as a medic on rpuk

    I thought u were gone?
  12. Lewis Jacobs

    Dont use mods?

    It's all scripts, I suppose
  13. Lewis Jacobs

    haha hobo

    haha hobo
  14. Lewis Jacobs

    "we had no cops above PC rank"

    If c4mmm's name triggers me, does that mean I have CDO? (By the way, that's OCD in alphabetical order)
  15. Lewis Jacobs

    Got a long boy

    I've got a tesseract for sale, msg for pricing! Unfortunately I cannot provide you with a picture, because it's hard to display a 4-dimensional object in this 3-dimensional universe on your 2-dimensional screen, and even harder to be imagined in your 1-dimensional brain
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