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I suppose this could be construed as a very long-winded suggestion, so my apologies to the powers-that-be if this is in the wrong place. If needs be I’m more than happy for it to be moved to the suggestions forum and to arrange it into a suggestion format (pros and cons, brief and detailed...

Fair warning, my post is fucking long 😉 but please stick with me if you can, I'd like to get as many thoughts and opinions from those that still play Altis as I can. Also for reference, all of my stats and graphs in this post come from Battlemetrics...

ft. @Ginge The Bastard@CrimzonUK@Riot(not sure if correct one) Mimezki

Fair warning: the audio is a bit jumpy and my shouting can get a little loud. I'd keep the volume down if I were you. Featuring @Punk, @Weaver, a few randos, and poor 'danie,' who I harassed for around two hours. 

And why? (Also the answer 'right now' is perfectly valid if that's how you feel, I'm just curious as to people's opinions) For me it was undoubtebly around late 2015, when the Marmite Miners were at their peak, we had an abudance of what were in hindsight decent gangs (Ghost Cartel, TI, TKC...

Found this gem in my archives the other night. This is from December 2015. Whilst I was being arrested, my friend Frisky Hen (big up to those of you who remember him) decided to do a fly-by past Kavala PD, and let's just say that it didn't go quite as planned...

Warning: fps drops, bad video and mic quality, and several police rules broken.  In the unlikely event I ever make another video like this, I will ensure that these problems do not persist. Also, for those of you who will take offence to the broken police rules, rest assured that I took this...

Arguably the most famous house on the island. Bids starting at 1m. Bidding ends at 8pm 15th.

My Christmas gift to you all- please enjoy Frisky Hen crashing his jet into Kavala PD.

@TikTak

For years, the Marmite Party has dominated Altis politics. From Cutter to Steven Seabass to Papa Hedge, it's always been clear that the Marmite Miners know what's best for Altis. After a hiatus of many months, the Marmite Party is returning to repair the damage done by past mayors and powerful...

Very very old freestyle, brought to you from Em's car RIP PROOF

This was a few months ago and I completely forgot I'd even uploaded it, but here's a short clip for any aspiring truck drivers on how to park a Zamak.  P.S. I apologize in advance for my badly tuned screeching, you may want to keep your volume relatively low. Also, there is a minute of...

The situation on Altis was becoming critical. It all started for a young traveler with long-term memory loss when he reached the shores of Kavala after a long trek from the UK. For as long as he could remember, WhoisDan's life ambition was to find the perfect jar of Marmite. But finding a jar...

Um, ngl I'm doing this for the achievement, but hi anyways, I've been here a year and 3 months, I'm allergic to all kinds of clothing apart from carrier rigs and tron suits and I get angry when people have names that answer mine. Also I have an obsession with Eminem. FAQ: Q:  How did you come...

In-game Name Elakin Steam ID 76561198162697926 The date of your ban. 03/29/2016 Member of the team that banned you. Wilco Reason given for your ban. Liking Tidus's post The Server you initially was banned on. Server 1 In your own words, Please type why you think you was banned The...

Only heard this song for the first time the other day, but damn what a tune..

A week or so ago, I was kidnapped by @imstyle and @SGT Samuel Thompson and taken to a remote island where I was tortured and forced to say 'I hate marmite.' The link to this, is here: http://www.altislife.co.uk/topic/34903-whoisdan-hates-marmite/  In retaliation, as most of the police force...

It was announced today that Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have been signed for Amazon Prime, where their new series will be aired in 2016. There's been quite a bit of controversy about the fact that for people that don't already have Amazon Prime, they now face either paying 80...

Unlucky George has informed me that some of his posts are showing errors. Unfortunately, he's too lazy to post this himself and after having a tantrum, I conceded to posting this on his behalf just to shut him up. Example: http://www.altislife.co.uk/topic/29816-unlucky-georges-rig