Corrupt a Wish

[MadGeordie2]

Granted BUT that wish could only be used on some one else

I wish I had 50million ingame cash

 

[Gioele]

Granted BUT that wish could only be used on some one else

I wish I had 50million ingame cash

Granted but zou'd get banned 2 min later for money hacking.

I wish I had 50 milion IRL

 

[Price___]

Granted, but you would get arrested 2 days later for bank robbing.

I wish Dave @Steph ♥  would shave his chest *shivers*

 

[Mattjamco]

Granted, but all the shavings are dispersed hidden in your food for the next week.

I wish hobos weren't so mischievous.

 

[Gioele]

Granted, but all the shavings are dispersed hidden in your food for the next week.

I wish hobos weren't so mischievous.

Granted but the police would have to take over the hobo's role.

I wish I had a sandwich

 

[2Pac]

Granted, but then after eating the sandwich you start to smell like shit for a year

I wish I had a better computer

 

[Mattjamco]

Granted but then your Internet slows to 1b/s no mattter where you live for the rest of your life (Including any wifi connection you attempt to make with any device).

I wish I could eat whatever I want whenever I want with no side effects such as bad health.

 

[Mr Anderson]

granted but the bad side  effects come at you 100X faster

i wish i could fly

 

[bizby]

Granted but it would have to be economy class on a low budget airline.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of alcohol.

 

[Mr Anderson]

GRANTED but you would die after your 1st pint

i wish i could not die

 

[bizby]

Granted, but you can't leave your house.

I wish I had night vision for eyes.

 

[Commando]

Granted, but you're blind

I wish I had guns for arms

 

[puppy1004]

Granted but they always have empty mags

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school anymore

 

[TheMightyFoz.]

Granted but you have to go to work

I wish I could grow money

 

[puppy1004]

Granted but it's all quality counter fit money.

I wish that I would have unlimited Ifrits

 

[FlamingThunder235]

Granted but it's all quality counter fit money.

I wish that I would have unlimited Ifrits

Granted but every single Ifrit you spawned would have un-repairable busted tires.

I wish I had a machine that allowed me to experience any reality I wanted 

 

[Christymax]

Granted but you could only experience them through the form of silent movies.

I wish I was a great actor

 

[puppy1004]

Granted but you are addicted to cocaine and earn minimun-wage

I wish that I was able to fly in an ifrit

 

[Steven Seabass]

Granted, but that Ifrit would fly like a chicken!

I wish I had more friends

 

[Daanish]

Granted, but those friends don't like you for who you are.

I wish I could have more lines in my signature...